May 7, 2026

5 rectifications recorded.


Appeals Court Grants 8-Year Discount For Aiding 'Self-Coup' Despite Complete Lack Of Remorse

The former Prime Minister's 23-year sentence has been slashed to 15 years, establishing that unremorseful participation in a military mobilization is eligible for significant judicial markdowns.

Department That Spent Rs 120 Crore on Rabies Vaccines Refuses to Vaccinate Actual Dogs

Officials dismiss Goa’s zero-death preventive model as 'disruptive,' preferring to maintain steady procurement figures as annual dog bites surpass 5.25 lakh.

Government Assures Court Single 2,000-Passenger Casino Won't Crowd River Holding 1,987 Total Passengers

Officials remain baffled by the Bombay High Court's intervention, noting that while the Secretary of Ports explicitly flagged the Rs 400 crore vessel as a navigational hazard in 2021, they had already solved the problem by granting it a No-Objection Certificate anyway.

Party Falling 10 Seats Short Begins Negotiating With System It Promised To Destroy

After winning 108 seats in its electoral debut, the anti-establishment outfit will bridge the gap to the 118-seat majority by offering cabinet positions to the politicians it vowed to eradicate.

State Leaves 52 Commissions Vacant for 2 Years as 10,000 Workers Negotiate Cabinet Perks

Officials confirm that appointing chairmen to govern the state could take time, noting the party's last attempt to announce a committee was swiftly deleted after 27 minutes due to raging internal dissent.