June 22, 2026

8 rectifications recorded.


Actor Who Quit Films 'To Serve People' Finds Service Includes a State Budget

Officials confirm the fan-welfare association the Chief Minister founded in 2009 has, after a brief detour through one election, assumed operational control of the state treasury.

Airport Named Among World's Most Beautiful Demonstrates Range by Leaking During Light Rain

Officials clarified that water seen entering the Rs 19,650-crore terminal had originated from an air-conditioning duct rather than the roof, a distinction the structure appeared eager to demonstrate within months of opening.

Felling 9 Lakh Trees Classified as Economy, Visiting the Forest Classified as Extravagance

A Union minister confirms that clearing rainforest for a Rs 72,000-crore project is prudent development, while a critic's visit to the rainforest is a Rs 26-crore extravagance.

Nation That Cannot Keep Its Own Government Open Offers To Run World's Busiest Strait

The administration has offered to take over the corridor through which a fifth of the world's oil passes and to collect tolls on it, pending the reopening of its own government.

Nation Unable To Secure One Exam Paper Removes Telegram From 150 Million Phones

Authorities confirm that disabling a messaging app for 150 million users was the least restrictive measure available, short of securing the examination.

President Defends Iran Deal By Establishing That Critics Are Stupid

Officials confirmed the administration's case for the agreement now rests on the observation that those questioning it are jealous, bad people, or stupid.

States That Met Population Targets Spared, for Now, the Reward of Fewer Seats

A constitutional amendment to base parliamentary seats on the 2011 census, costing states that had stabilised their populations a share of their representation, was defeated in the Lok Sabha, 298 to 230.

Students Give the Same Exam Twice So the Board Could Have a Second Chance Too

Officials confirm 22.79 lakh candidates re-sat an examination so the agency that leaked it could demonstrate it had since installed 51,311 jammers.