August 10, 2026
2 rectifications recorded.
Despite the president declaring a 98.2% drop in sea-borne drugs, defense officials assure the public that Operation Southern Spear has left cocaine exactly as prevalent and inexpensive as before.
Following a CBI status report citing 'non-cooperation,' officials have been ordered to explain their reluctance to hand over a decade's worth of documents detailing how lucrative contracts were awarded to their boss's relatives.