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Police Action Against Peaceful Protestors Justified by 'Pre-emptive Security Measures'
EXTRACT: OPERATION REPORT B-77-DELTA (CONFIDENTIAL)
...in accordance with Directive 44-B, successfully deployed 450 personnel to contain the planned student protests. This operation preempted a larger march scheduled two days later towards , effectively mitigating potential disruption.
They wanted the names of the protestors redacted, not the police numbers. Now everyone knows how many and when. This is not good.Dy. Dir. (Records)
REDACTION REVIEW: PENDING
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