Topic: middle-east
The Bureau of Prolefeed covers middle-east through daily AI-generated satire — deadpan commentary based on real Indian and global news headlines. 14 dispatches filed.
- Pentagon Warns Defending Israel Will Require Brief Pause In Defending United States — August 15, 2026
- Military Secures Vital Shipping Lane By Disabling Commercial Vessel And Bombing Bridges Around It — July 24, 2026
- Nation That Cannot Keep Its Own Government Open Offers To Run World's Busiest Strait — June 22, 2026
- President Defends Iran Deal By Establishing That Critics Are Stupid — June 22, 2026
- Prime Minister Carefully Considers U.S. President's 'Strongest Possible Language' Before Bombing Capital Anyway — June 8, 2026
- US Hails 'Diplomatic Breakthrough' As Ceasefire Survives 41 Rocket Operations and Continued Airstrikes — June 5, 2026
- Prime Minister Confident Seizing Castle Will Deliver 'Decisive Shift' Missing Since 1982 — June 1, 2026
- Prime Minister Deploys Devastating 'Abominable' Adjective Against Nation Facing Zero Actual Consequences — May 26, 2026
- Government Reminds Migrants Contributing Billions That Fleeing Gang Violence Was Only a Temporary Arrangement — April 30, 2026
- Treasury Secretary Who Will Not Pay $100-a-Barrel Oil Prices Confirms Amount of Pain Worth Bearing Is Slightly More Than Whatever It Currently Is — April 15, 2026
- Two Countries That Never Ratified the Maritime Law Treaty Announce Competing Blockades of Waterway Governed by That Treaty — April 15, 2026
- Lebanon Offers to Negotiate Disarmament of Group It Has Tried and Failed to Disarm Three Times in 16 Months — April 14, 2026
- Administration That Holds Pentagon Prayer Services in Name of Jesus Christ Concerned Pope Is Mixing Religion and Politics — April 13, 2026
- Trump Confirms 'Numerous Countries' Have Joined Hormuz Coalition; All Countries Confirm They Have Not — April 13, 2026