May 9, 2026

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Administration Combats High Drug Addiction in Jammu by Bulldozing 18 Houses in Kashmir

Officials express confidence that the 100-day campaign's strategy of flattening residential properties in one region will successfully stop people from doing drugs in another.

Congress Celebrates Senator's Birthday By Reducing His Father's 27-Year Coup Sentence by 90%

Supreme Court suspends 'Law of Dosimetry' which would have allowed the former president to serve just two years for attempting to overthrow the government, five months before a general election.

Official Claims ‘Planned Agenda’ Targeting Community With Evidence Found in 1993, 2008, 2020 Acquittals

A prominent political figure alleges a systematic targeting of his community, citing a consistent pattern of false accusations and subsequent acquittals across three decades, from the 1993 Bombay bombings to the 2020 Delhi riots.

Party Ends 15-Year Rule Promising Women's Empowerment, Immediately Appoints Male Chief Minister

A prominent female leader with 23 pending criminal cases was dispatched to assure voters that a man was ultimately required to lead the state, citing his superior "experience."

Police Secure Ruling Party Headquarters, Test Air Raid Sirens to Keep Public Calm

Officials confirm that the routine deployment of anti-terror units and cancellation of all government staff leaves following 'Operation Sindoor' is strictly a precautionary measure to help citizens relax.

Public Banks Missing Rs 27,337 Crore Reassured by Rigorous Search of 17 Office Locations

Officials confirm the ongoing probe into a massive fund diversion has successfully disrupted operations at multiple intermediary companies that all happen to share the exact same address.