May 12, 2026

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$8.2 Billion Arms Exporter Asked to 'Reflect' on Decision to Provide Customer Support

Officials express hope that nation responsible for 81% of a neighbor's military hardware will take a quiet moment to ponder its choices during active airstrikes.

CBI to Investigate National Exam Leak After 'Full Security Protocol' Fails Again

Officials confirm the National Testing Agency's GPS-tracked papers, biometric verification, AI-CCTV, and 5G jammers were all deployed as per protocol, yet 22 lakh students remain sidelined.

Chief Minister Promises 'Prosperous Assam' While Handing State Resources to Four Loyal MLAs

The swearing-in ceremony marking the ruling alliance's third consecutive government focused heavily on political stability, a metric defined locally as ensuring coalition partners retain uninterrupted access to key cabinet portfolios.

Government Trims VIP Convoys By Half, Urges Bus Commuters To Stop Buying Gold

Following a 75-day blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, leaders have selflessly agreed to use slightly fewer SUVs while asking the public to save the nation's foreign exchange reserves by skipping international holidays.

Leader Who Lost 1,500 Councillors and 4 Ministers Promises to 'Get On With Governing'

Following catastrophic local election results, the Prime Minister has assured the public he will not be distracted by the 80 MPs demanding his immediate resignation.

Official With 32,900 Followers Silenced for Questioning Mandatory Language

The J&K administration confirms narrative control is essential, especially when it touches on sensitive issues like the mandatory status of languages or the public's right to discuss them.