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$8.2 Billion Arms Exporter Asked to 'Reflect' on Decision to Provide Customer Support
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Officials express hope that nation responsible for 81% of a neighbor's military hardware will take a quiet moment to ponder its choices during active airstrikes.
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NEW DELHI — Following confirmation that a neighboring superpower provided active technical assistance to its largest weapons client during last year's Operation Sindoor, the Ministry of External Affairs has officially requested that the $8.2 billion arms dealer take some time to "reflect."
Officials expressed deep disappointment that the nation, which routed 63% of its total global arms exports to the region between 2020 and 2024, prioritized on-site IT support for its aircraft over solemn moral introspection. After foreign state media boasted about using the conflict as a "live lab" to beta-test equipment under combat conditions, ministry representatives urged the supplier to evaluate its spiritual priorities.
"We expect responsible nations to look inward," said a government spokesperson, addressing a country whose definition of looking inward currently involves analyzing combat telemetry data from the 81% of the adversary's military hardware it manufactures. "We hope that between processing new defense contracts and dispatching maintenance crews to active conflict zones, they will find a quiet moment to really think about their behavior."
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