May 14, 2026

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Family Whose Four Kids Cracked NEET Credits Genetics, Hard Work, and Rs 30 Lakh

Officials investigating widespread paper leaks confirm a youth wing leader's family achieved exceptional academic results by bypassing the Rs 1 crore cost of private medical colleges.

Government Reverses 2022 Hijab Ban, Restoring Constitutional Rights Until Next Election Cycle

State officials confirm that the fundamental right to religious attire, which was suspended by the previous administration in 2022, will be temporarily reinstated while the current ruling party secures minority votes for the Lok Sabha polls.

Nation Needing 5.5 Million Barrels Daily Secures 1.5 Million, Declares Energy Security Achieved

Officials assure citizens that the 2018 strategic petroleum reserve of 5 million barrels stored in Mangaluru will comfortably cover exactly 22 hours of the country's consumption during a regional war.

Police Trace Rs 1 Crore Plot Behind Workers' Bizarre Demand for Higher Minimum Wage

After invoking the National Security Act and arresting over 350 people, authorities confirm that local laborers would never organically desire better working conditions without international manipulation.

President Leading Unpopular War Offers to Pause $11 Billion Arms Sale for Quick Trade Truce

Officials confirm the administration, currently reeling from court defeats over its global tariff regime, is actively breaking decades of diplomatic precedent by asking a rival nation to review U.S. defense shipments.

School Assembly Extended to Six Minutes to Accommodate Third Mandatory Anthem in Six Months

Following a recent political transition, the new state government has directed students to add 'Vande Mataram' to their morning routine, ensuring maximum ideological alignment before math class.