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A rebel faction has courageously abandoned its foundational stance to support the new ruling party, citing deep moral outrage that their former leader was allegedly trying to abandon it first.
Following opposition protests, the ruling administration has reversed a policy held since 1977, confirming that morality is paramount provided the central government writes a check for the exact amount of the lost excise tax.
Officials confirm the June arbitral award regarding the Indus Waters Treaty is completely illegitimate, illegal, and will require at least three more press conferences to officially ignore.
Following heavy local election losses in 2026, candidates have announced a bold "battle of ideas" consisting entirely of counting MP votes and securing their own promotions.