May 26, 2026

6 rectifications recorded.


Agency Assures Court That 2026 Exam Leak Is Completely Distinct From 2024 Exam Leak

Following the cancellation of the test affecting 22.7 lakh students, officials emphasize that their latest systemic failure utilized 5G jammers and AI cameras.

Chief Minister Defends Absolute Autonomy By Hailing Party Boss As His 'Captain'

The state executive, who swept the 2022 assembly elections, dismissed allegations of subservience by confirming his independent authority is entirely owed to the national convenor's vision.

Court Earning Rs 33.6 Lakh Annually Advises Unemployed 'Cockroach' Satirists Not To Get Sentimental

The bench officially validated the digital collective by dismissing a petition against its "dangerous commodification of constitutional proceedings," ensuring maximum possible publicity.

Government Assures Court That 'Cockroach Janta Party' Posed Grave Threat To National Security

Officials confirm that a satirical social media account posting jokes about the NEET-UG 2026 exam leaks required immediate intervention from the Intelligence Bureau to prevent the collapse of the state.

Prime Minister Deploys Devastating 'Abominable' Adjective Against Nation Facing Zero Actual Consequences

Following the detention of Gaza flotilla activists, the government escalated its response by officially summoning an envoy to listen to several harsh synonyms for 'bad.'

State Celebrates Overturning of 2003 Worship Rules By Awarding Lucrative Corridor Construction Contracts

Following the May 15 High Court verdict nullifying the ASI's shared-worship arrangement, officials announced that a site of profound archaeological complexity will be best preserved by rapidly building a massive development corridor over it.