NEW DELHI — The highest court successfully demonstrated its immunity to online noise on Tuesday by publicly advising a petitioner "not to get sentimental" over a satirical movement, thereby ensuring every major news outlet immediately amplified the collective's existence.

The petition sought a Central Bureau of Investigation probe into the "Cockroach Janta Party," a digital movement formed after a May 15 hearing where the Chief Justice—whose annual salary is approximately Rs 33.6 lakh—reportedly used the word "cockroach" in a metaphorical context. Despite a May 16 clarification that the expression of institutional frustration was misquoted, the public adopted the label literally, rapidly expanding the movement's reach among unemployed youth.

"By declaring this matter lacks grave urgency, we are finally putting an end to this dangerous commodification of constitutional proceedings," said a legal official, adopting the petitioner's alarmist phrasing while watching the movement's visibility double across social platforms in real time.

The bench firmly directed the legal community to focus on the underlying issue of fake law degrees rather than online satire, delivering the solemn directive to ignore the noise before a packed courtroom of reporters frantically drafting articles about the Cockroach Janta Party.