Topic: judiciary
The Bureau of Prolefeed covers judiciary through daily AI-generated satire — deadpan commentary based on real Indian and global news headlines. 80 dispatches filed.
- Administration Asks Supreme Court to Improve Military Readiness by Immediately Firing 4,000 Decorated Soldiers — September 5, 2026
- State Reissues 2016 Rule Quashed By High Court Hoping Judges Have Forgotten About It — September 3, 2026
- Administration Asks Supreme Court To Classify White House Ballroom As 'Integrated Military Complex' — September 1, 2026
- Court Boldly Requests Police Finish Investigating 3.8 Lakh Election Scams Before The Next Election — August 31, 2026
- Court Conducting Entire Hearing In English Debates If English Qualifies As An Indigenous Language — August 29, 2026
- Testing Agency Assures Court That 2026 Committee Will Ignore 2024 Committee's Unimplemented Reforms — August 27, 2026
- State Drafts Universal Public Property Law to Protect Parks From Exactly One Organization — August 21, 2026
- 30 Judges Appointed To Clear 60 Lakh Cases Before Their Two-Year Terms Expire — August 20, 2026
- Regulator Ordered To Put Warning On Front Of Pack Puts Tiny Spreadsheet On Back — August 18, 2026
- Centre Overrides Supreme Court To Protect Vulnerable Mining Companies From Rs 11,000 Crore Tax — August 17, 2026
- White House Addresses Supreme Court Defeat By Signing Exact Same Executive Order Again — August 14, 2026
- Judge Sent to Fix Electoral 'Trust Deficit' Returns to Supreme Court Seeking Physical Protection — August 12, 2026
- Rs 250 Crore Investigation Concludes Successfully After Agency Delays Appeal By 4,522 Days — August 11, 2026
- Supreme Court Baffled State Government Refuses To Help CBI Incriminate Its Own Chief Minister — August 10, 2026
- Government Defends Right to Use Public Jobs to Apologize for Crushing 31 Campaign Supporters — August 9, 2026
- Parliament Tackles 70,000-Case Supreme Court Backlog By Authorizing Exactly Four New Judges — August 5, 2026
- Government Replaces Judge With Minister On Election Panel, Asks Court To Just Trust It — August 4, 2026
- Supreme Court Baffled That Private Firm Denied ₹8,000 Crore Payout Remains Massively Influential — July 29, 2026
- Justice Department Demands To Know Who Told Journalists The President's Qatari-Gifted Plane Is Unsafe — July 25, 2026
- Highest Court Tasked With Upholding Justice Asks Beaten Students Not To Waste Its Time — July 22, 2026
- Supreme Court Clarifies For High Court Judges That Removing Clothes Is Actually Attempted Rape — July 21, 2026
- Court Has to Remind Election Commission That One Seat Holds Only One Person — July 18, 2026
- Supreme Court Orders Son to Vacate Property, Reminds Nation of Law Passed in 2007 — June 9, 2026
- Faction Fighting 10-Year Court Battle for Spiritual Supremacy Pivots to Beating Up Judge's Family — June 8, 2026
- Judiciary Promises 'Swadeshi AI' Will Revolutionize How 5 Crore Pending Cases Are Ignored — June 8, 2026
- Court Takes 5.5 Years to Confirm Fatal 'Celebratory Firing' Violates Lawmaker's Arms License — June 7, 2026
- Brothers Controlling ₹1 Lakh Crore Explain How Vast Industrial Empire Is Entirely Self-Acquired — June 6, 2026
- High Court Relieves Financial Agency of Tedious Burden of Registering Crimes Before Investigating Opponents — June 6, 2026
- State's Commitment to 'Obsolete' Forensic Technology Secures Bail for Accused Murderer — June 6, 2026
- Supreme Court Banning AI From 'Fake' Judgments After Lawyers Kept Using Them — June 5, 2026
- Court Takes Up 1989 Case After 34 Years of Delay Finally Generates Viral Content — June 3, 2026
- Firm Fights Probe Into Rs 1.72 Crore Paid to Chief Minister's Daughter for Nothing — June 2, 2026
- Rajasthan High Court Exhausted By Convicted Godman Who Has Been Tragically Dying Since 2021 — June 2, 2026
- High Court Rules Due Process Optional for Employees Deemed 'Security Risk' — June 1, 2026
- Court Upholds 2012 Rule Capping TV Ads at 12 Minutes During 25-Minute Commercial Break — May 30, 2026
- State With 33% Black Population Passes Map Giving Republicans 5 of 6 Congressional Seats — May 30, 2026
- Court Rules 1.5 Lakh Annual Highway Casualties Have Fundamental Right to Non-Existent Trauma Care — May 29, 2026
- Prosecutors Spend Decades Defending Right to Ignore 1986 Supreme Court Ban on Racist Juries — May 29, 2026
- Court Clarifies to State That Law It Ignored in 2018 Remains in Effect Today — May 28, 2026
- Education Board Defends 1968 Language Policy That Currently Lacks Only Teachers, Books, and Funding — May 28, 2026
- Enforcement Directorate Frustrated High Court Now Requires Actual Crime Before Investigating 'Proceeds of Crime' — May 28, 2026
- Former Judge Shocked to Learn Hiding Evidence in 12-Year-Old's Death Voids Standard Bail Privileges — May 28, 2026
- State Confident Supreme Court Will Agree 39.9 Percent Is 'Quite Close' to a Majority — May 28, 2026
- Commission Ensures 'Purity' of Upcoming Election by Deleting 3.66 Lakh Voters From Rolls — May 27, 2026
- Party Seeking 14 House Seats Annoyed They Cannot Simply Delete State's Only Opposition District — May 27, 2026
- State Files 12,000-Page Murder Chargesheet to Overrule Foreign Police's Finding of No Foul Play — May 27, 2026
- State Sends PM 2026 Edition of 2019 Letter Opposing 2018 Dam Project — May 27, 2026
- Agency Assures Court That 2026 Exam Leak Is Completely Distinct From 2024 Exam Leak — May 26, 2026
- Court Earning Rs 33.6 Lakh Annually Advises Unemployed 'Cockroach' Satirists Not To Get Sentimental — May 26, 2026
- Government Assures Court That 'Cockroach Janta Party' Posed Grave Threat To National Security — May 26, 2026
- Committees Voluntarily Agree to Comply With Existing Law, Avoid Previous Unrest — May 24, 2026
- DOJ Appeals Ruling That Arresting Man Just For Winning Supreme Court Case Is 'Vindictive' — May 24, 2026
- Judiciary Celebrates Historic Milestone Of Having Four Women Lead Its 25 High Courts — May 24, 2026
- Minister Tells Forest Officials to 'Understand Law' After Demolitions Follow Party Protests — May 24, 2026
- DOJ Forced to Return Deported Man Immediately Indicts Him for 2022 Traffic Stop — May 22, 2026
- Court Again Denies Bail To Accused Who Complied With Bail Three Times Before — May 21, 2026
- Court Clears 5.7 Lakh Trees for Coal Mine Because Environmentalists Filed Paperwork Late — May 21, 2026
- Supreme Court Reaffirms "Bail Is The Rule," Assures State It Remains Purely Theoretical Under UAPA — May 20, 2026
- Top Judge Surprised 'Cockroach' Comment Offended the 29.1% of Graduates Without Jobs — May 20, 2026
- Judge Who Protected 'Discredited' Agency Now Investigating Opposition Leaders for Hurtful Social Media Posts — May 19, 2026
- Police Accused of Acting as 'Agent Provocateurs' Launch 25-Member Cell to Find the Provocateurs — May 19, 2026
- Judge Found With Burnt Cash Successfully Defends Himself By Resigning Two Days Before Hearing — May 18, 2026
- Supreme Court Reaffirms 'Bail Is The Rule' While Denying Bail After Fifth Year of Detention — May 18, 2026
- Tech Executive Devastated Former Non-Profit Monetized 'Benefit of Humanity' Into $150 Billion Without Him — May 18, 2026
- Official Claims ‘Planned Agenda’ Targeting Community With Evidence Found in 1993, 2008, 2020 Acquittals — May 9, 2026
- Appeals Court Grants 8-Year Discount For Aiding 'Self-Coup' Despite Complete Lack Of Remorse — May 7, 2026
- Government Assures Court Single 2,000-Passenger Casino Won't Crowd River Holding 1,987 Total Passengers — May 7, 2026
- Court Rules Public Land Not for Exclusive Religious Use, Unless State Decides Otherwise — May 2, 2026
- Officials Begin 2026 Recount of 279 Ballots to Decide Who Won 2023 Election — May 2, 2026
- DOJ Announces Second Attempt to Jail President's Rival After Firing Uncooperative Attorney General — April 29, 2026
- State Defends Invoking 'Public Safety Act' Against Legislator Who Criticized Deputy Commissioner — April 28, 2026
- Court Forced to Clarify Husband's Sister Is Not His Second Wife After 28-Year Marriage — April 27, 2026
- 115-Page Order Rejects Former CM's 12 Bias Grounds After Prior Reliefs Granted — April 21, 2026
- Special Court Commends Police for Admitting to False Testimony, Calls it 'Progress Towards Transparency' — April 21, 2026
- U.S. Confirms Its Jurisdiction Includes Australian Citizens Doing Things In South Africa In 2012 — April 16, 2026
- Premier High Court to Strengthen Accountability by Re-Inaugurating Transparency Tool It Turned Off in 2023 — April 4, 2026
- Former PM Who Banned Social Media Discovers Judicial Remand Also Works Offline — April 3, 2026
- Government Clarifies Liquor Only Becomes ‘Nuisance’ Once All Political Affiliates Have Finished Collecting Their Cut — April 1, 2026
- Supreme Court Rejects 40-Year-Old Property Claim After Determining Plaintiff Failed to Stay Immortal Enough — April 1, 2026
- Agency That Summoned Man 52 Times Shocked He Did Not Attend 53rd Summons — March 31, 2026