WASHINGTON — Unfazed by a recent legal setback, the administration proudly unveiled a new executive order on Tuesday designed to bypass the 14th Amendment, marking a bold strategic pivot from their previous executive order designed to bypass the 14th Amendment, which was struck down by the Supreme Court just weeks ago.

"We have carefully reviewed the Supreme Court's June 30 ruling, which stated our January 2023 attempt to end automatic citizenship was unconstitutional," a White House spokesperson said. "Therefore, the President has signed a brand new August order targeting birth tourism that is unconstitutional in exactly the same way, but will require the courts to fill out entirely new paperwork to stop it."

Legal experts noted the administration's persistent strategy of using executive mandates to override 150 years of constitutional precedent. Bureau records show the approach reliably produces immediate legal injunctions, sweeping failure in federal court, and highly successful political messaging for the administration's base.

"The Constitution may guarantee citizenship to all persons born in the United States," the spokesperson explained, gesturing toward a stack of freshly printed mandates. "But this piece of paper says otherwise, which should tide us over at least until a federal judge returns from lunch."