Topic: us-politics
The Bureau of Prolefeed covers us-politics through daily AI-generated satire — deadpan commentary based on real Indian and global news headlines. 29 dispatches filed.
- Former President Promises 100% Loyalty to Country He Previously Threatened With 'Very Big Tariffs' — May 25, 2026
- DOJ Forced to Return Deported Man Immediately Indicts Him for 2022 Traffic Stop — May 22, 2026
- Admiral Claims 90% of Enemy Base Destroyed, Calls Questions About Surviving 70% 'Inappropriate' — May 20, 2026
- States Erasing Black Voting Districts Hope Athletes Continue Generating Hundreds of Millions in Revenue — May 19, 2026
- Billionaire Settles $265 Million Bribery Case for $18 Million After Hiring President's Personal Lawyer — May 18, 2026
- Administration Marks 250 Years of Church-State Separation By Rededicating Nation to Single Religion — May 17, 2026
- President Leading Unpopular War Offers to Pause $11 Billion Arms Sale for Quick Trade Truce — May 14, 2026
- President Who Needs 'No Help' Asks Iran's Biggest Trading Partner for Midterm Election Rescue — May 13, 2026
- President Who Tore Up 2015 Agreement Furious Iran Won't Agree to 9-Point Plan — May 10, 2026
- Ceasefire Remains Intact Because Sinking Six Enemy Boats Qualifies as 'Not Heavy Firing' — May 8, 2026
- Commander of $886 Billion Military Tells Man With No Army He Misunderstands 'Real World' — May 6, 2026
- President's 'Humanitarian Gesture' for 2,000 Stranded Ships Consists Mostly of Airstrikes on Fast Boats — May 5, 2026
- President Rejects 14-Point Peace Plan, Citing Unacceptable Risk to $120-a-Barrel Oil Prices — May 4, 2026
- President Punishes Ally for Criticism By Moving 5,000 Troops, Cites 'Strategic Review' — May 3, 2026
- Administration Prepares to Not Withdraw 5,000 Troops From Germany for Second Time Since 2020 — May 2, 2026
- Government Reminds Migrants Contributing Billions That Fleeing Gang Violence Was Only a Temporary Arrangement — April 30, 2026
- DOJ Announces Second Attempt to Jail President's Rival After Firing Uncooperative Attorney General — April 29, 2026
- Network Cuts 27 Minutes From President's Interview Following $16 Million 'Deceptive Editing' Settlement — April 28, 2026
- President Declares Nation Dictating $110-A-Barrel Oil Prices Is In State Of Total Collapse — April 28, 2026
- U.S. Confirms Its Jurisdiction Includes Australian Citizens Doing Things In South Africa In 2012 — April 16, 2026
- Treasury Secretary Who Will Not Pay $100-a-Barrel Oil Prices Confirms Amount of Pain Worth Bearing Is Slightly More Than Whatever It Currently Is — April 15, 2026
- Two Countries That Never Ratified the Maritime Law Treaty Announce Competing Blockades of Waterway Governed by That Treaty — April 15, 2026
- Vice President, Whose Wife Is Daughter of Indian Immigrants, Confirms Immigrant Contribution Is Real and Good, Just Not for Any Future Immigrants — April 15, 2026
- Man in White Robes Emitting Divine Light While Healing the Sick Insists Image Has Nothing to Do With Jesus — April 14, 2026
- Administration That Holds Pentagon Prayer Services in Name of Jesus Christ Concerned Pope Is Mixing Religion and Politics — April 13, 2026
- Trump Confirms 'Numerous Countries' Have Joined Hormuz Coalition; All Countries Confirm They Have Not — April 13, 2026
- U.S. Clarifies Ceasefire Only Applies to Countries Not Currently Being Bombed into the Stone Age — April 9, 2026
- ICE Successfully Thwarts Global Terrorism by Detaining Two Women Related to Man Assassinated Five Years Ago — April 5, 2026
- Trump Willing to End War Once All Participants Agree to Keep Fighting at Current Levels — March 31, 2026