Topic: governance
The Bureau of Prolefeed covers governance through daily AI-generated satire — deadpan commentary based on real Indian and global news headlines. 201 dispatches filed.
- Election Body Calls Unilaterally Deleting 13 Crore Voters Over 14 Objections 'Normal Deliberation' — September 25, 2026
- State Reissues 2016 Rule Quashed By High Court Hoping Judges Have Forgotten About It — September 3, 2026
- Nation's Leaders Guarantee Protection of Women For Entire Duration of Annual Photo Shoot — September 1, 2026
- Party Tackles NEET Paper Leaks By Reaffirming Commitment To Two Stanzas Of Vande Mataram — August 30, 2026
- Court Conducting Entire Hearing In English Debates If English Qualifies As An Indigenous Language — August 29, 2026
- Government Issues 23-Point Directive Ordering Citizens To Spontaneously Spark A Mass Movement — August 28, 2026
- Testing Agency Assures Court That 2026 Committee Will Ignore 2024 Committee's Unimplemented Reforms — August 27, 2026
- Temple Accepts Rs 78 Lakh From Lawmaker Deemed Too Impure To Lay Foundation Stone — August 26, 2026
- Party Backs Women's Empowerment Immediately After PM Clarifies It Means Adding 50% More Seats — August 22, 2026
- State Drafts Universal Public Property Law to Protect Parks From Exactly One Organization — August 21, 2026
- 30 Judges Appointed To Clear 60 Lakh Cases Before Their Two-Year Terms Expire — August 20, 2026
- Parliament Where Half Of Members Face Criminal Charges Requests Upcoming Revolution Remain Strictly Peaceful — August 19, 2026
- Regulator Ordered To Put Warning On Front Of Pack Puts Tiny Spreadsheet On Back — August 18, 2026
- Centre Overrides Supreme Court To Protect Vulnerable Mining Companies From Rs 11,000 Crore Tax — August 17, 2026
- White House Addresses Supreme Court Defeat By Signing Exact Same Executive Order Again — August 14, 2026
- Government Passes Two Bills Without Scrutiny While Defending Minister's 'Terrorist-Shivering' Aura — August 13, 2026
- Government Defends Right to Use Public Jobs to Apologize for Crushing 31 Campaign Supporters — August 9, 2026
- State Seeking To Stop 'Anti-Development' NGOs Will Simply Manage Their Rs 22,000 Crore Instead — August 8, 2026
- Prime Minister Assures Students The Next Inevitable Exam Leak Will Carry Rs 50 Lakh Fine — August 7, 2026
- Government Condemns Protests That Allowed It to Pass Major Legislation Without A Single Question — August 6, 2026
- Parliament Tackles 70,000-Case Supreme Court Backlog By Authorizing Exactly Four New Judges — August 5, 2026
- Government Replaces Judge With Minister On Election Panel, Asks Court To Just Trust It — August 4, 2026
- Government Hopes ₹10 Crore Fine Will Stop Exam Leaks That Ignored ₹1 Crore Fine — July 31, 2026
- Government Promises To Target All Religions Equally When Seizing NGO Assets — July 30, 2026
- Government Elected To End 16-Year Autocracy Uses Supermajority To Fire Head Of State — July 26, 2026
- Lawmakers Realize Bill Removing Jailed Politicians Applies to Them, Halt Vote For 'National Cause' — July 23, 2026
- Government Promising Broad Consensus On Constitution Bill Currently Shopping For 33 More Opposition MPs — July 22, 2026
- Board That Approved Borewells but Never Metered Them Now Proposes Metering Them — July 21, 2026
- Supreme Court Clarifies For High Court Judges That Removing Clothes Is Actually Attempted Rape — July 21, 2026
- 75-Year-Old Prime Minister Mocks 56-Year-Old Rival For Pretending To Be Young — July 20, 2026
- Panel's Fix for Jailing Opposition Ministers: Call It 'Suspension,' Not 'Removal' — July 19, 2026
- Government Solves Repeated Exam Leaks By Detaining Activist On 21st Day Of Fast — July 18, 2026
- Actor Who Quit Films 'To Serve People' Finds Service Includes a State Budget — June 22, 2026
- Airport Named Among World's Most Beautiful Demonstrates Range by Leaking During Light Rain — June 22, 2026
- Felling 9 Lakh Trees Classified as Economy, Visiting the Forest Classified as Extravagance — June 22, 2026
- Nation Unable To Secure One Exam Paper Removes Telegram From 150 Million Phones — June 22, 2026
- States That Met Population Targets Spared, for Now, the Reward of Fewer Seats — June 22, 2026
- Students Give the Same Exam Twice So the Board Could Have a Second Chance Too — June 22, 2026
- Government Claims 'Defence' for Seizing Green Space, High Court Asks if It Means '20-Storey Buildings' — June 9, 2026
- Government That Created 67,037 Jobs Since 2022 Declares Remaining 355 As 'Merit-Based' — June 9, 2026
- Probe into Former CM's Daughter for Rs 2.78 Crore Payment Intensifies Immediately Following High Court Order — June 9, 2026
- Supreme Court Orders Son to Vacate Property, Reminds Nation of Law Passed in 2007 — June 9, 2026
- 23-Party Opposition Alliance Meets to Project Unity While Key Members Boycott Over 'Betrayal' — June 8, 2026
- Judiciary Promises 'Swadeshi AI' Will Revolutionize How 5 Crore Pending Cases Are Ignored — June 8, 2026
- Politician Who Sacrificed 2023 Seat For Father Bravely Accepts Burden of Urban Development Portfolio — June 8, 2026
- Commission Praises 'Foolproof' Exam That Filled 151 of 613 Vacancies Before Water-Cannoning Protesters — June 7, 2026
- Minister 'Humiliated' by Water Portfolio Finds Strength to Continue After Receiving Additional Portfolio — June 7, 2026
- Minister Resigns After Discovering Chief Minister’s Promises Are Void Without High Command Approval — June 6, 2026
- State's Commitment to 'Obsolete' Forensic Technology Secures Bail for Accused Murderer — June 6, 2026
- Party Champions Local State Interests by Giving Rajya Sabha Seats to National TV Spokespersons — June 5, 2026
- University Erases Name of 1915 Provisional Government Leader Citing 'Lack of Significant Contribution' — June 5, 2026
- Citing 2023 Precedent, Assembly Speaker Awards 'Real Party' Status to Faction Keeping Him Employed — June 4, 2026
- Chief Minister With Thin Majority Uses First Official Speech to Launch Next Election Campaign — June 2, 2026
- Investigators Swiftly Arrest Executive Just Five Years After Rs 46,000 Crore Bankruptcy — June 2, 2026
- Party Pledging 'Stable Government' Spends Week in Delhi Arguing Over 2.5-Year Power-Sharing Agreement — June 2, 2026
- Airports Posting Rs 1,480 Crore Profits Warned That Unspecified Penalties Could Begin Soon — June 1, 2026
- Board Defends Security of Cost-Saving Exam Portal Hacked by 19-Year-Old in Under an Hour — June 1, 2026
- High Court Rules Due Process Optional for Employees Deemed 'Security Risk' — June 1, 2026
- Male Politicians Celebrate Passing 33% Women's Quota With Clause Delaying Implementation Until After 2029 — June 1, 2026
- Party That Promised Governance Takes Cabinet Negotiations to Delhi for 'Mediation' — June 1, 2026
- State Issues 15-Day Ultimatum To Former Chief Minister Resisting Bungalow Eviction Since 2018 — June 1, 2026
- Agency That Issued 2019 Warning on Spa Injections Finally Decides to Audit a Spa — May 30, 2026
- Astrologer Gives Deputy Chief Minister Three Dates When Planets Will Overrule Party Leadership — May 30, 2026
- Court Upholds 2012 Rule Capping TV Ads at 12 Minutes During 25-Minute Commercial Break — May 30, 2026
- Government Shocked That Sky May Falter on Obligation to Provide 60% of Nation’s Irrigation — May 30, 2026
- State Government Hopes Latest Darjeeling Anti-Corruption Drive Will Locate 2017's Missing Rs 100 Crore — May 30, 2026
- State Minister Booked for Abusing Cops Confident Case Will Yield Zero Action Like 2022 — May 29, 2026
- Court Clarifies to State That Law It Ignored in 2018 Remains in Effect Today — May 28, 2026
- Education Board Defends 1968 Language Policy That Currently Lacks Only Teachers, Books, and Funding — May 28, 2026
- Enforcement Directorate Frustrated High Court Now Requires Actual Crime Before Investigating 'Proceeds of Crime' — May 28, 2026
- Commission Ensures 'Purity' of Upcoming Election by Deleting 3.66 Lakh Voters From Rolls — May 27, 2026
- Ministry's 'Wetland Conservation' Rules Successfully Strip Protection From 44 Ecologically Sensitive Sites — May 27, 2026
- Party Denies Leadership Change, Clarifies Chief Minister Is Merely Being Relocated to Parliament — May 27, 2026
- State Files 12,000-Page Murder Chargesheet to Overrule Foreign Police's Finding of No Foul Play — May 27, 2026
- State Sends PM 2026 Edition of 2019 Letter Opposing 2018 Dam Project — May 27, 2026
- Agency Assures Court That 2026 Exam Leak Is Completely Distinct From 2024 Exam Leak — May 26, 2026
- Chief Minister Defends Absolute Autonomy By Hailing Party Boss As His 'Captain' — May 26, 2026
- Government Assures Court That 'Cockroach Janta Party' Posed Grave Threat To National Security — May 26, 2026
- State Celebrates Overturning of 2003 Worship Rules By Awarding Lucrative Corridor Construction Contracts — May 26, 2026
- Citizen Loses ₹24 Crore to Scam Despite Repeated Warnings From Agencies Impersonated in Scam — May 25, 2026
- Minister Brings Relief by Promising to Temporarily Solve Same 20,000-Seat Shortage as Last Year — May 25, 2026
- "Not For Profit," Says Chairman Developing Rs 23,000 Crore Prime Mumbai Real Estate Project — May 25, 2026
- Committees Voluntarily Agree to Comply With Existing Law, Avoid Previous Unrest — May 24, 2026
- DOJ Appeals Ruling That Arresting Man Just For Winning Supreme Court Case Is 'Vindictive' — May 24, 2026
- Judiciary Celebrates Historic Milestone Of Having Four Women Lead Its 25 High Courts — May 24, 2026
- Minister Tells Forest Officials to 'Understand Law' After Demolitions Follow Party Protests — May 24, 2026
- State That Saw 26,000 Jobs Cancelled Announces Radical New Policy of Grading the Exams — May 24, 2026
- State Upgrades 20 Missing Citizens to 'Federally Unaccounted For' After Hostage Swap Stalls — May 24, 2026
- $170 Billion IT Giant Reminded That 2013 Harassment Law Applies to Its 127 Offices — May 22, 2026
- Centre Unlocks Healthcare Scheme For Citizens Who Finally Voted For The Correct Party — May 22, 2026
- Chief Minister's Commitment to Social Justice Requires Exact Constitutional Limit of 35 Ministers — May 22, 2026
- DOJ Forced to Return Deported Man Immediately Indicts Him for 2022 Traffic Stop — May 22, 2026
- Ministers Instructed to Focus on 2047 Vision to Give 2014 Promises Time to Arrive — May 22, 2026
- Opposition Prints Posters Denouncing Chief Minister's 'Political Optics' After Cloudburst Claims 60 Lives — May 22, 2026
- State Launches High-Tech 'Talent Economy' By Giving 75% Tax Break To Cement Corporations — May 22, 2026
- Court Again Denies Bail To Accused Who Complied With Bail Three Times Before — May 21, 2026
- Government Demands 'Next-Generation Reforms' to Fix Previous Two Generations of Its Own Reforms — May 21, 2026
- Testing Agency Clarifies Exam Leaked By Own Panel Member Did Not Breach Agency System — May 21, 2026
- Leader of Nation Ranked 111th in Global Hunger Index Receives Top UN Food Award — May 20, 2026
- Party's Historic 59-Year Return to Government Delayed 11 Days Over Second Cabinet Chair — May 20, 2026
- State Scraps Predecessor's ₹64,000 Crore Rail Project to Announce Identical Project Under New Acronym — May 20, 2026
- State That Photographed 3.45 Lakh Fishermen in 2017 Proposes New Vessel Tracking Mandate — May 20, 2026
- Supreme Court Reaffirms "Bail Is The Rule," Assures State It Remains Purely Theoretical Under UAPA — May 20, 2026
- Top Judge Surprised 'Cockroach' Comment Offended the 29.1% of Graduates Without Jobs — May 20, 2026
- Police Accused of Acting as 'Agent Provocateurs' Launch 25-Member Cell to Find the Provocateurs — May 19, 2026
- Billionaire Settles $265 Million Bribery Case for $18 Million After Hiring President's Personal Lawyer — May 18, 2026
- Home Ministry Adds 'Etc.' Clause After Discovering Undocumented Migrants Lack Foreign Documents — May 18, 2026
- Supreme Court Reaffirms 'Bail Is The Rule' While Denying Bail After Fifth Year of Detention — May 18, 2026
- Board Assures 23 Lakh Students That 2026 Exam Leak Will Follow Established 2024 Protocols — May 17, 2026
- State Discovers Four Most Qualified Ministers Coincidentally Reside in New Chief Minister’s Home District — May 17, 2026
- 30 Lawmakers Discover 53-Year-Old Core Ideology Expires Exactly Eight Days After Losing Power — May 16, 2026
- Government Agrees to Ban Liquor to Protect Spiritual Heritage, Pending Full Reimbursement From Centre — May 16, 2026
- Government Clarifies "Null and Void" International Court Rulings Still Require Monthly Rejections — May 16, 2026
- Center Learns of 111 U.P. Storm Deaths After Receiving Condolences From Vladimir Putin — May 15, 2026
- Centre Expands Water Board to Ensure State Providing 60% of Resources Can Be Outvoted — May 15, 2026
- Government Clarifies Vacations Won't Be Taxed, Just Shamed While $2.2 Billion Flows Into Foreign Assets — May 15, 2026
- 'Zero Error' Exam Agency Discovers Its Own Panelist Dictating Questions to Coaching Classes — May 15, 2026
- Family Whose Four Kids Cracked NEET Credits Genetics, Hard Work, and Rs 30 Lakh — May 14, 2026
- Police Trace Rs 1 Crore Plot Behind Workers' Bizarre Demand for Higher Minimum Wage — May 14, 2026
- Administration Explains How Curing Drug Addicts in Jammu Requires Demolishing Houses in Kashmir — May 13, 2026
- Government Confident 500 Unused Ethanol Pumps Will Seamlessly Service Nation's Zero Flex-Fuel Cars — May 13, 2026
- Police Arrest Influencer for Defaming Family Suing Each Other Over Rs 30,000 Crore Estate — May 13, 2026
- State Responds to 33 Storm Deaths by Swiftly Issuing May 2024's 'Immediate 24-Hour Relief' Directives — May 13, 2026
- CBI to Investigate National Exam Leak After 'Full Security Protocol' Fails Again — May 12, 2026
- Chief Minister Promises 'Prosperous Assam' While Handing State Resources to Four Loyal MLAs — May 12, 2026
- Government Trims VIP Convoys By Half, Urges Bus Commuters To Stop Buying Gold — May 12, 2026
- Leader Who Lost 1,500 Councillors and 4 Ministers Promises to 'Get On With Governing' — May 12, 2026
- Official With 32,900 Followers Silenced for Questioning Mandatory Language — May 12, 2026
- Global IT Giant With Immense Resources Successfully Achieves 'Zero Compliance' With Workplace Safety Law — May 11, 2026
- Government Unveils 9-Point Economic Strategy Consisting Entirely Of Things Citizens Must Stop Doing — May 11, 2026
- 'Oasis of Energy Security' Suggests Online Classes to Conserve Completely Plentiful Fuel Supply — May 11, 2026
- Tamil Nadu's Fourth Actor-CM Pledges 'Real Social Justice,' Different From Previous Three — May 11, 2026
- Heritage Agency Assures Public That 31 Missing Monuments Are Still Under Strict Bureaucratic Control — May 10, 2026
- Ministry Confident Fourth Attempt at 2009 Database Plan Will Break 3.28% Registration Barrier — May 10, 2026
- Transport 'Digital Reform' Successfully Reduces Daily Beneficiaries From 7 Lakh to 8,000 — May 10, 2026
- Administration Combats High Drug Addiction in Jammu by Bulldozing 18 Houses in Kashmir — May 9, 2026
- Congress Celebrates Senator's Birthday By Reducing His Father's 27-Year Coup Sentence by 90% — May 9, 2026
- Official Claims ‘Planned Agenda’ Targeting Community With Evidence Found in 1993, 2008, 2020 Acquittals — May 9, 2026
- Party Ends 15-Year Rule Promising Women's Empowerment, Immediately Appoints Male Chief Minister — May 9, 2026
- Police Secure Ruling Party Headquarters, Test Air Raid Sirens to Keep Public Calm — May 9, 2026
- Ministry Cites 65 Wildlife Deaths to Request Central Funds for Same Unbuilt 544km Fence — May 8, 2026
- Scheme Ensuring 'No Mother Missed' Will Seamlessly Track The 38% With Rural Digital Literacy — May 8, 2026
- State Clarifies Fake Number Plate Loophole Was Meant for Local Autos, Not Professional Assassins — May 8, 2026
- Department That Spent Rs 120 Crore on Rabies Vaccines Refuses to Vaccinate Actual Dogs — May 7, 2026
- Government Assures Court Single 2,000-Passenger Casino Won't Crowd River Holding 1,987 Total Passengers — May 7, 2026
- State Leaves 52 Commissions Vacant for 2 Years as 10,000 Workers Negotiate Cabinet Perks — May 7, 2026
- Nation With 4.1 Million Migrants Highlights Digital Platform, 'Menace' Persists — May 6, 2026
- Official Confirms Loud Explosion Near Military Zone Was Just Spontaneously Combusting Scooter — May 6, 2026
- Citizens Shielded From Rs 993 Gas Hike Until They Order Food From A Restaurant — May 5, 2026
- Leader Who Vowed Minorities 'Cannot Live In Peace' Credits Hat-Trick Win to Inclusive Development — May 5, 2026
- Nation With 5,412 Retracted Papers Asks Scientists to Kindly Disclose When They Fabricate Data — May 4, 2026
- Party Praises 'Unwavering Unity' of 102-Seat Coalition After Discarding 2021 Ally For Better Deal — May 4, 2026
- Government Upgrades From 134 Billion Ignored SMS Alerts to One Nationwide Panic Attack — May 3, 2026
- Sociology Department Adds Prime Minister to Syllabus, Confirms It Helps Secure NITI Aayog Jobs — May 3, 2026
- Court Rules Public Land Not for Exclusive Religious Use, Unless State Decides Otherwise — May 2, 2026
- Government Proudly Recovers Rs 19,187 Crore From Fugitives Who Owe Rs 58,082 Crore — May 2, 2026
- Commission Clarifies Opening Ballot Boxes In Corridors Is Merely Routine 'Segregation' Announced Via Email — May 1, 2026
- Government Confident Third Curfew in 18 Months Will Finally Fix 29x Youth Detention Disparity — May 1, 2026
- Government Saves Households Rs 380 on Gas by Adding Rs 993 to Commercial Cylinders — May 1, 2026
- Board Unveils Official bse.ap.gov.in Results Portal, Begs Students To Use WhatsApp Instead — April 30, 2026
- State Greets 11 Deportees Who Paid Rs 1 Crore to Flee Its Job Market — April 30, 2026
- India's 'Light Touch' AI Regulation Now Prepares for AI That Even Its Creators Don't Understand — April 29, 2026
- Government Links 33% Women’s Quota to Map Redrawing That Conveniently Benefits Its Northern Base — April 28, 2026
- Minister Behind 'Trump Tower' Demands Eradication of Foreign Names From 98-Year-Old Hospital — April 28, 2026
- State Defends Invoking 'Public Safety Act' Against Legislator Who Criticized Deputy Commissioner — April 28, 2026
- 115-Page Order Rejects Former CM's 12 Bias Grounds After Prior Reliefs Granted — April 21, 2026
- Election Commission Chief Promises 'Violence-Free' West Bengal Polls For The Fifth Consecutive Election — April 21, 2026
- MLA Whose Son Rammed Five People Dares Police: 'Does This District Belong To Your Daddy?' — April 21, 2026
- Medical Regulator Drops 'Not-For-Profit' Clause So Colleges Can Finally Maximize Shareholder Health — April 20, 2026
- Government Heartbroken That Opposition Rejected Women's Empowerment Bill That Coincidentally Redrew Entire Electoral Map — April 18, 2026
- State With 13 Lakh Acres of Encroached Land Celebrates Securing 5-Acre Plot With Tin Signboard — April 17, 2026
- Centre Confirms States That Successfully Implemented Family Planning Will Now Be Punished With Political Irrelevance — April 16, 2026
- Government Automates $166 Billion Tariff Refund to Corporations Who Already Passed Cost to Consumers — April 16, 2026
- States That Controlled Their Population to Be Rewarded With 39 Fewer Lok Sabha Seats Than States That Did Not, Centre Confirms Process Is Fair — April 15, 2026
- AIADMK Leader Flanked by Three Different Ideologies Explains That Ideology Is Permanent — April 13, 2026
- Committee Formed to Publicly Display Exactly How Little LPG Is Left in Karnataka — April 13, 2026
- Anthropic Determines AI Model Too Dangerous for Public is Perfectly Safe for JPMorgan Chase — April 8, 2026
- Historic Uniform Civil Code Paused as State’s Bedroom-Monitoring Software Stuck at 4% Installation — April 8, 2026
- Ministry Suggests South Indian Drivers Simply Switch to More Expensive Petrol Until Diverted LPG Ships Find Their Way Out of Gujarat — April 8, 2026
- Rs 1,273 Crore RTO Celebrates Becoming India’s 3rd Most Profitable Bureaucracy Despite Minor Setback of Being Raided for Massive Corruption — April 7, 2026
- Minister Who Has 100% of His Food Cooked Offers 20% of Necessary Gas to People Who Make Living Cooking Food — April 6, 2026
- Government Assures Supreme Court It Only Arrests Comedians Who Aren't Actually Funny — April 5, 2026
- Government Successfully Files and Indexes Deep-Sea Creatures Before They Are Accidentally Disrupted by Blue Economy — April 5, 2026
- Election Commission Searches for Candidate with Absolutely No Friends to Serve as Returning Officer — April 4, 2026
- Government That Stole Your Buffalo Returns One Leg, Expects Thank You Note — April 4, 2026
- Premier High Court to Strengthen Accountability by Re-Inaugurating Transparency Tool It Turned Off in 2023 — April 4, 2026
- University Celebrates 100 Years of Academic Excellence by Asking Students to Cook for Free — April 4, 2026
- UP CM Explains That Roads Are Primarily For Walking, Unless 66 Crore People Need to Stand on Them — April 4, 2026
- Government Raises Milk Prices for Fourth Time to Ensure Farmers Can Afford to Feed Cows Raising Milk Prices — April 3, 2026
- Man Whose Entire Career Is Built on Scripts Promises to Be Only Candidate Not Following One — April 3, 2026
- UN Security Council to Vote on Whether Explosions in Strait of Hormuz Should Be Rebranded as ‘Defensive Navigation’ — April 3, 2026
- Election Commission Successfully Protects Democracy by Banning Voters from Standing Near It — April 2, 2026
- Government Resolves 6-Year Smartphone Delay by Giving 2020 Handsets to Teachers Who Didn't Ask for Them — April 2, 2026
- Man Who Called Partner 'Political Cancer' For 20 Years Thrilled to Begin Lifelong Honeymoon Phase — April 2, 2026
- Nation’s Invisible Poor Thank Photographer for Moving Them from Actual Shadows to High-Contrast Artistic Ones — April 1, 2026
- Social Media Companies Promise to Enforce Age Ban Just As Soon As Someone Explains How — March 31, 2026
- State Government Successfully Transfers ₹1,000 to Workers After 11-Month Process to Determine Transfer Mechanism — March 31, 2026
- US Lawmaker Confident Royal Visit Perfect Opportunity to Address Issue No One in Power Has Addressed — March 31, 2026
- Government Successfully Delivers Promises It Never Made While Carefully Preserving Ones It Did — March 30, 2026
- Political Party Announces Candidate Will Contest From Constituency, Await Further Updates on Other Candidates Contesting From Other Constituencies — March 30, 2026
- Regulators Discover Children Not Born Requiring Anti-Aging Serums — March 30, 2026