NOIDA — Just weeks after the Supreme Court intervened following allegations that state law enforcement acted as "agent provocateurs" during recent minimum wage protests, officials have announced the creation of a dedicated "Industrial Cell" to investigate the very violence they are accused of orchestrating.

The new oversight body—complete with a dedicated Deputy Commissioner, Assistant Commissioner, inspectors, and 25 personnel—has been officially tasked with "managing industrial disputes" and identifying the "provocative external elements" that labor activists allege were actually undercover officers. Authorities confirmed the unit will maintain an ongoing dialogue with factory employers to ensure any future unrest over legal pay is handled with maximum state efficiency.

"We are deeply concerned by the presence of organized syndicates inciting these laborers to ask for their fundamental rights," said a police spokesperson, warning of strict action against workers communicating via WhatsApp. "Our new industrial cell will work tirelessly to monitor these labor groups, at which point we are highly confident we will locate the people who infiltrated these labor groups, even if we have to look in the mirror to do it."

At press time, the new unit was reportedly preparing to utilize standard custodial interrogation techniques to force arrested workers to confess to a riot that state machinery allegedly designed, executed, and is now receiving operational funding to prevent.