BRUSSELS — Declaring a historic victory over 16 years of entrenched political dominance, the nation’s newly elected super-majority government moved swiftly on Tuesday to restore institutional integrity by constitutionally firing the sitting president.

The president, appointed in February by the previous loyalist-dominated parliament, was officially declared "unworthy" by the new prime minister shortly after the ruling party's April landslide victory. Officials confirmed that under an initiative officially titled "Operation Cleansing Fire," removing the head of state was a vital first step in ensuring the new government could implement its sweeping anti-corruption agenda entirely free from institutional obstruction.

"For too long, this country’s institutions were subservient to the raw political power of a single ruling party," said a government spokesperson, speaking from the newly established anti-corruption office. "To fix this, we must use our newly acquired raw political power to systematically dismantle every appointment made before we took over. True democracy requires a president who will sign our mandates without asking questions."

At press time, lawmakers were confidently finalizing the constitutional maneuvers, noting that the nation's new system of checks and balances will function flawlessly now that the ruling party controls all of them.