Topic: politics
The Bureau of Prolefeed covers politics through daily AI-generated satire — deadpan commentary based on real Indian and global news headlines. 122 dispatches filed.
- Chief Minister Defends Absolute Autonomy By Hailing Party Boss As His 'Captain' — May 26, 2026
- Court Earning Rs 33.6 Lakh Annually Advises Unemployed 'Cockroach' Satirists Not To Get Sentimental — May 26, 2026
- State Celebrates Overturning of 2003 Worship Rules By Awarding Lucrative Corridor Construction Contracts — May 26, 2026
- Official Who Ordered 285-Booth Repoll to Fix "Subversion" Immediately Orders Repoll of the Repoll — May 25, 2026
- Committees Voluntarily Agree to Comply With Existing Law, Avoid Previous Unrest — May 24, 2026
- DOJ Appeals Ruling That Arresting Man Just For Winning Supreme Court Case Is 'Vindictive' — May 24, 2026
- Minister Tells Forest Officials to 'Understand Law' After Demolitions Follow Party Protests — May 24, 2026
- State Upgrades 20 Missing Citizens to 'Federally Unaccounted For' After Hostage Swap Stalls — May 24, 2026
- Centre Unlocks Healthcare Scheme For Citizens Who Finally Voted For The Correct Party — May 22, 2026
- Chief Minister's Commitment to Social Justice Requires Exact Constitutional Limit of 35 Ministers — May 22, 2026
- Ministers Instructed to Focus on 2047 Vision to Give 2014 Promises Time to Arrive — May 22, 2026
- Opposition Prints Posters Denouncing Chief Minister's 'Political Optics' After Cloudburst Claims 60 Lives — May 22, 2026
- After Brutal May Defeats, Party Leader Enthusiastically Campaigns for Man Preparing to Oust Him — May 21, 2026
- Chief Minister Declares Election a 'Festival' After Sole Opposition Candidate Withdraws — May 21, 2026
- Court Again Denies Bail To Accused Who Complied With Bail Three Times Before — May 21, 2026
- Government Demands 'Next-Generation Reforms' to Fix Previous Two Generations of Its Own Reforms — May 21, 2026
- Party's Historic 59-Year Return to Government Delayed 11 Days Over Second Cabinet Chair — May 20, 2026
- State Scraps Predecessor's ₹64,000 Crore Rail Project to Announce Identical Project Under New Acronym — May 20, 2026
- Finance Ministry Confirms Current Economic Storm Was Caused By Administration Dissolved In 2014 — May 19, 2026
- Government Clarifies Global Oil Shocks Naturally Pause During Indian Election Campaigns — May 19, 2026
- Judge Who Protected 'Discredited' Agency Now Investigating Opposition Leaders for Hurtful Social Media Posts — May 19, 2026
- Ministry Cites Press Freedom to Explain Why Leader of 157th-Ranked Nation Cannot Answer Questions — May 19, 2026
- States Erasing Black Voting Districts Hope Athletes Continue Generating Hundreds of Millions in Revenue — May 19, 2026
- Home Ministry Adds 'Etc.' Clause After Discovering Undocumented Migrants Lack Foreign Documents — May 18, 2026
- Supreme Court Reaffirms 'Bail Is The Rule' While Denying Bail After Fifth Year of Detention — May 18, 2026
- Administration Marks 250 Years of Church-State Separation By Rededicating Nation to Single Religion — May 17, 2026
- Governor Retains 1972 Treaty Table Exclusively As Prop To Criticize Previous Administration — May 17, 2026
- Ministry Confirms Dutch PM Contracted Same 'Lack of Understanding' as 2023 US State Department — May 17, 2026
- State Discovers Four Most Qualified Ministers Coincidentally Reside in New Chief Minister’s Home District — May 17, 2026
- 30 Lawmakers Discover 53-Year-Old Core Ideology Expires Exactly Eight Days After Losing Power — May 16, 2026
- Government Agrees to Ban Liquor to Protect Spiritual Heritage, Pending Full Reimbursement From Centre — May 16, 2026
- Official Defeated in 2010 and 2015 Leadership Elections Offers to 'Save' Party Again — May 16, 2026
- Center Learns of 111 U.P. Storm Deaths After Receiving Condolences From Vladimir Putin — May 15, 2026
- Centre Expands Water Board to Ensure State Providing 60% of Resources Can Be Outvoted — May 15, 2026
- Government Clarifies Vacations Won't Be Taxed, Just Shamed While $2.2 Billion Flows Into Foreign Assets — May 15, 2026
- Party That Blocked Rival in February Graciously Extends Invite Following Disastrous Local Elections — May 15, 2026
- Family Whose Four Kids Cracked NEET Credits Genetics, Hard Work, and Rs 30 Lakh — May 14, 2026
- Government Reverses 2022 Hijab Ban, Restoring Constitutional Rights Until Next Election Cycle — May 14, 2026
- School Assembly Extended to Six Minutes to Accommodate Third Mandatory Anthem in Six Months — May 14, 2026
- Administration Explains How Curing Drug Addicts in Jammu Requires Demolishing Houses in Kashmir — May 13, 2026
- Chief Minister Promises 'Prosperous Assam' While Handing State Resources to Four Loyal MLAs — May 12, 2026
- Government Trims VIP Convoys By Half, Urges Bus Commuters To Stop Buying Gold — May 12, 2026
- Leader Who Lost 1,500 Councillors and 4 Ministers Promises to 'Get On With Governing' — May 12, 2026
- Official With 32,900 Followers Silenced for Questioning Mandatory Language — May 12, 2026
- Agency Investigating 150-Job Scam Makes Arrest Immediately After Suspect's Party Loses State Election — May 11, 2026
- Government Unveils 9-Point Economic Strategy Consisting Entirely Of Things Citizens Must Stop Doing — May 11, 2026
- PM Demands Strict Domestic Oil Austerity Before Boarding Flight For Five-Nation Tour — May 11, 2026
- Tamil Nadu's Fourth Actor-CM Pledges 'Real Social Justice,' Different From Previous Three — May 11, 2026
- Party With 5 Seats Demands 'Shared Responsibility' From Inside Locked Hyderabad Resort — May 10, 2026
- Administration Combats High Drug Addiction in Jammu by Bulldozing 18 Houses in Kashmir — May 9, 2026
- Official Claims ‘Planned Agenda’ Targeting Community With Evidence Found in 1993, 2008, 2020 Acquittals — May 9, 2026
- Party Ends 15-Year Rule Promising Women's Empowerment, Immediately Appoints Male Chief Minister — May 9, 2026
- Parties With 106 Combined Seats Unite to Save Democracy From Party With 108 — May 8, 2026
- State Clarifies Fake Number Plate Loophole Was Meant for Local Autos, Not Professional Assassins — May 8, 2026
- Appeals Court Grants 8-Year Discount For Aiding 'Self-Coup' Despite Complete Lack Of Remorse — May 7, 2026
- Party Falling 10 Seats Short Begins Negotiating With System It Promised To Destroy — May 7, 2026
- State Leaves 52 Commissions Vacant for 2 Years as 10,000 Workers Negotiate Cabinet Perks — May 7, 2026
- Official Confirms Loud Explosion Near Military Zone Was Just Spontaneously Combusting Scooter — May 6, 2026
- Officials Confirm Terror Has Been Decisively Crippled For Third Time In Nine Years — May 6, 2026
- Opposition Leader Discovers Exactly One in Six Ruling Party MPs Stole Their Election Victory — May 6, 2026
- Leader Who Vowed Minorities 'Cannot Live In Peace' Credits Hat-Trick Win to Inclusive Development — May 5, 2026
- Opposition Bloc Devastated by Ally's Collapse to 90 Seats That Conveniently Solves Leadership Dispute — May 5, 2026
- Ruling Party Baffled as Actor With Zero Governance Experience Wins 108 Seats on Debut — May 5, 2026
- State Begins Mandatory Post-Election Arson Ritual Following Party's 206-Seat Democratic Victory — May 5, 2026
- Media Declares 'High-Stakes Battle' For Chief Minister Who Won Last Election By 70,384 Votes — May 4, 2026
- Party Praises 'Unwavering Unity' of 102-Seat Coalition After Discarding 2021 Ally For Better Deal — May 4, 2026
- Election Commission Impressed By 58% Turnout Achieved While Opposition's Button Was Taped Shut — May 3, 2026
- Ministry Shields Consumers From $126 Crude by Quietly Hiking Commercial LPG by Rs 993 — May 3, 2026
- Sociology Department Adds Prime Minister to Syllabus, Confirms It Helps Secure NITI Aayog Jobs — May 3, 2026
- Officials Begin 2026 Recount of 279 Ballots to Decide Who Won 2023 Election — May 2, 2026
- Officials Confirm 'Free and Fair' Election Proceeding Smoothly Into Routine 15-Booth Repolling Phase — May 2, 2026
- Commission Clarifies Opening Ballot Boxes In Corridors Is Merely Routine 'Segregation' Announced Via Email — May 1, 2026
- DOJ Announces Second Attempt to Jail President's Rival After Firing Uncooperative Attorney General — April 29, 2026
- Election Commission's AI Surveillance Flawlessly Records State's Traditional Crude Bomb Attacks in High Definition — April 29, 2026
- Party Leader Puts On Sneakers, Assumes 8 Million First-Time Voters Are Entirely Superficial — April 29, 2026
- Prime Minister Pledges to Rescue "Crying" Citizens From Party They Just Gave 29 Seats — April 29, 2026
- Government Links 33% Women’s Quota to Map Redrawing That Conveniently Benefits Its Northern Base — April 28, 2026
- Minister Behind 'Trump Tower' Demands Eradication of Foreign Names From 98-Year-Old Hospital — April 28, 2026
- Opera House Bleeding €140,000 Defends Giving Toscanini’s Former Post to Ruling Party Ally — April 28, 2026
- State Defends Invoking 'Public Safety Act' Against Legislator Who Criticized Deputy Commissioner — April 28, 2026
- Government Combats Lightning Deaths By Increasing Posthumous Compensation From ₹4 Lakh to ₹5 Lakh — April 27, 2026
- Government Demolishes Madrasa Months After Investigating Beneficiary Who Drew Salary For 4 Years As UK Citizen — April 27, 2026
- Anti-Defection Law Clarifies Buying One MP Is Illegal, But Acquiring 7 Out Of 10 Is A Completely Legal Merger — April 26, 2026
- 115-Page Order Rejects Former CM's 12 Bias Grounds After Prior Reliefs Granted — April 21, 2026
- Election Commission Chief Promises 'Violence-Free' West Bengal Polls For The Fifth Consecutive Election — April 21, 2026
- Special Court Commends Police for Admitting to False Testimony, Calls it 'Progress Towards Transparency' — April 21, 2026
- Elected Official Donates 15 Minutes of Nodding to Neighborhood That Just Built Its Own Civic Infrastructure — April 19, 2026
- Government Replaces Delayed Infrastructure Funds With Record Allocation of 'Self-Respect' — April 19, 2026
- State Apparatus Mobilized as Deputy Chief Minister Battles Cough Acquired at Own Movie Promotion — April 19, 2026
- Government Heartbroken That Opposition Rejected Women's Empowerment Bill That Coincidentally Redrew Entire Electoral Map — April 18, 2026
- Accused No. 39 Denies Family Involvement in Liquor Scam That Put Accused No. 38 in Jail — April 17, 2026
- President Who Posted AI Image of Himself as Jesus Formally Clarifies Catholic Doctrine for Pope — April 17, 2026
- Centre Confirms States That Successfully Implemented Family Planning Will Now Be Punished With Political Irrelevance — April 16, 2026
- Historic Women's Empowerment Bill Adds 307 Parliament Seats So Absolutely Zero Men Have to Give Up Theirs — April 16, 2026
- Party Confirms Basic Human Rights Like Jobs And Safety Require 'Double Engine' Subscription — April 16, 2026
- States That Controlled Their Population to Be Rewarded With 39 Fewer Lok Sabha Seats Than States That Did Not, Centre Confirms Process Is Fair — April 15, 2026
- Government Implements Historic Women's Reservation by Adding Seats for Women Without Removing Any Seats from Men, Sources Confirm — April 14, 2026
- State Police That Reports to TMC Government Fails to Act on TMC Disruption of Opposition Campaign for Third Consecutive Election; Commission Seeks Report — April 14, 2026
- TVK Candidate Pays Rs 50,000 Per Day for Holographic Leader Who Costs Less to Operate Than the Mannequin Did in Dignity — April 14, 2026
- West Celebrates Hungary's Democracy Restoration, Led by Man Who Spent Two Decades Inside the System He Just Replaced — April 14, 2026
- Congress Veteran Proposes Radical Strategy of Noticing People Exist Between Election Cycles — April 7, 2026
- Chief Minister Holding 100% of State Cabinet Portfolios Explains She Has 0% Power Over 3-Hour Siege of Judges — April 6, 2026
- City Officials Shocked That Shopkeepers Prefer Having Shops Over Not Having Shops — April 5, 2026
- Dictionary Manufacturers Struggle to Keep Up as Bengal CM Exhausts 47th Synonym for ‘Dangerous’ — April 5, 2026
- Junior Partner Insists on Keeping Own Symbol So Voters Can Accurately Identify Who Has No Power — April 5, 2026
- Family That Has Only Won Baramati 8 Times In A Row Nervous About 9th Attempt — April 4, 2026
- Military Leader Who Postponed Elections by Five Years Suggests Citizens Just 'Forget' Concept of Voting Entirely — April 4, 2026
- Defense Secretary Authorizes 2,000 Troops to Carry Weapons in City Where Crime Is Already at 30-Year Low — April 3, 2026
- Election Commission Successfully Disposes of 52 Lakh Voters Who Were Using Up Valuable Space on List — April 3, 2026
- Former PM Who Banned Social Media Discovers Judicial Remand Also Works Offline — April 3, 2026
- Trump Fired Attorney General for Doing Tremendous Job He Is Increasingly Frustrated by — April 3, 2026
- Actor-Turned-Politician Charged with Violating Rules He Just Learned Exist Three Weeks Ago — March 31, 2026
- Agency That Summoned Man 52 Times Shocked He Did Not Attend 53rd Summons — March 31, 2026
- BJP Candidate Praised for Successfully Appearing Serious While Campaigning in State Party Has Never Won — March 31, 2026
- BJP Leaders Who Publicly Feuded for 18 Months Stand Together Long Enough for Photographer to Take Picture — March 31, 2026
- CM Announces Centre Anti-People, Plans to Address Issue After Bypolls, Elections, Monsoon, Next Bypolls — March 31, 2026
- US Lawmaker Confident Royal Visit Perfect Opportunity to Address Issue No One in Power Has Addressed — March 31, 2026
- Election Commission Announces Plan to Make Elections Clean After Making Them Clean — March 30, 2026
- Experts Confirm Leader's Gut Performing Exactly As Expected — March 30, 2026
- Government Successfully Delivers Promises It Never Made While Carefully Preserving Ones It Did — March 30, 2026
- Political Party Announces Candidate Will Contest From Constituency, Await Further Updates on Other Candidates Contesting From Other Constituencies — March 30, 2026
- Conference Attendees Discover War Has Constituencies — March 28, 2026