HYDERABAD — The governmental machinery of a state of 50 million people has been operating on a war footing this week following confirmed reports that its Deputy Chief Minister has developed a viral fever after standing in the rain.
According to official updates released by the administration, the minister bravely contracted the sniffles while attending a rain-soaked promotional event for his new gangster film. While ordinary citizens suffering from seasonal dengue are routinely advised to share mattresses in the corridors of state-run hospitals, the administration has authorized the minister to seek specialized medical testing in a neighboring state to address a reported "discomfort due to excessive coughing."
"We are monitoring the situation hourly," said a spokesperson from the Chief Minister's office, confirming that the state's top executive had dropped his scheduled administrative duties to personally travel to Hyderabad and inspect his deputy's thermometer. "The people of this state need stability, and we cannot afford any disruptions to leadership right as the minister's film is tracking for a massive opening weekend."
Following protocol for state-level medical emergencies, the Chief Minister issued an official public dispatch wishing the leader a speedy recovery, while urging citizens to remain calm and contribute to the "well-earned success" of the gangster drama.