NEW DELHI — Following recent state election results in West Bengal and Assam, the primary opposition leader announced Tuesday that exactly one out of every six ruling party Lok Sabha MPs secured their position through electoral theft, updating a running ledger of precisely quantified democratic subversion.

The newly calculated fraction joins a growing database of highly specific electoral fraud allegations. According to previous opposition audits, the ruling party needed to steal exactly 25 seats to retain national power in 2024, utilized exactly 1,00,250 "fake votes" in Karnataka's Mahadevapura constituency, and relied on 25 lakh fake entries during the Haryana assembly elections.

In response to the latest assertion that more than 100 seats were stolen in Bengal alone, the Election Commission of India has once again demanded the evidence be presented under oath—a mandatory procedural step before the body can formally categorize the math as "incorrect and baseless."

"Repeatedly pointing out these alleged electoral manipulations shows a complete lack of faith in Indian democracy," a ruling party spokesperson said, before smoothly pivoting to accuse the opposition of prioritizing "infiltrators first politics."