Topic: elections
The Bureau of Prolefeed covers elections through daily AI-generated satire — deadpan commentary based on real Indian and global news headlines. 80 dispatches filed.
- Court Boldly Requests Police Finish Investigating 3.8 Lakh Election Scams Before The Next Election — August 31, 2026
- Party Backs Women's Empowerment Immediately After PM Clarifies It Means Adding 50% More Seats — August 22, 2026
- Judge Sent to Fix Electoral 'Trust Deficit' Returns to Supreme Court Seeking Physical Protection — August 12, 2026
- Government Promising Broad Consensus On Constitution Bill Currently Shopping For 33 More Opposition MPs — July 22, 2026
- Court Has to Remind Election Commission That One Seat Holds Only One Person — July 18, 2026
- States That Met Population Targets Spared, for Now, the Reward of Fewer Seats — June 22, 2026
- Government That Created 67,037 Jobs Since 2022 Declares Remaining 355 As 'Merit-Based' — June 9, 2026
- Party Missing 10 Votes for Rajya Sabha Seat Promises 'Secure Location' for MLAs — June 9, 2026
- 23-Party Opposition Alliance Meets to Project Unity While Key Members Boycott Over 'Betrayal' — June 8, 2026
- Chief Minister Clarifies 90 MLAs Defying Central Leadership Were Actually Just Mutinying Against Rival — June 8, 2026
- Ally That Ignored 2022 Invasion Allocates $50 Million to Bus 100,000 Voters to Election — June 7, 2026
- Grassroots Leader Quits Party That Demanded MLAs Applaud Chief's Nephew For Losing Assembly Election — June 7, 2026
- Alliance With Exactly 56 Votes Needed for Two Seats Demands Three, Prepares to Lose — June 6, 2026
- Ruling Party Trades State's Lone Vacant Upper House Seat for 2026 Electoral Loyalty — June 4, 2026
- Election Commission Formally Opens Bidding on Four Karnataka Rajya Sabha Seats — June 3, 2026
- Chief Minister With Thin Majority Uses First Official Speech to Launch Next Election Campaign — June 2, 2026
- Male Politicians Celebrate Passing 33% Women's Quota With Clause Delaying Implementation Until After 2029 — June 1, 2026
- State With 33% Black Population Passes Map Giving Republicans 5 of 6 Congressional Seats — May 30, 2026
- MP Predicts Imminent Demise of Party That Survived Identical Demises in 2021 and 2023 — May 29, 2026
- State Confident Supreme Court Will Agree 39.9 Percent Is 'Quite Close' to a Majority — May 28, 2026
- Commission Ensures 'Purity' of Upcoming Election by Deleting 3.66 Lakh Voters From Rolls — May 27, 2026
- Deputy CM Defends 15-Year Political Struggle After Neighbor Wins Chief Ministership In Two Years — May 27, 2026
- Official Who Ordered 285-Booth Repoll to Fix "Subversion" Immediately Orders Repoll of the Repoll — May 25, 2026
- After Brutal May Defeats, Party Leader Enthusiastically Campaigns for Man Preparing to Oust Him — May 21, 2026
- Chief Minister Declares Election a 'Festival' After Sole Opposition Candidate Withdraws — May 21, 2026
- Finance Ministry Confirms Current Economic Storm Was Caused By Administration Dissolved In 2014 — May 19, 2026
- Government Clarifies Global Oil Shocks Naturally Pause During Indian Election Campaigns — May 19, 2026
- Official Defeated in 2010 and 2015 Leadership Elections Offers to 'Save' Party Again — May 16, 2026
- Party That Blocked Rival in February Graciously Extends Invite Following Disastrous Local Elections — May 15, 2026
- Chief Minister Promises 'Prosperous Assam' While Handing State Resources to Four Loyal MLAs — May 12, 2026
- Agency Investigating 150-Job Scam Makes Arrest Immediately After Suspect's Party Loses State Election — May 11, 2026
- Party With 5 Seats Demands 'Shared Responsibility' From Inside Locked Hyderabad Resort — May 10, 2026
- Congress Celebrates Senator's Birthday By Reducing His Father's 27-Year Coup Sentence by 90% — May 9, 2026
- Party Ends 15-Year Rule Promising Women's Empowerment, Immediately Appoints Male Chief Minister — May 9, 2026
- Parties With 106 Combined Seats Unite to Save Democracy From Party With 108 — May 8, 2026
- Party Falling 10 Seats Short Begins Negotiating With System It Promised To Destroy — May 7, 2026
- Opposition Leader Discovers Exactly One in Six Ruling Party MPs Stole Their Election Victory — May 6, 2026
- Leader Who Vowed Minorities 'Cannot Live In Peace' Credits Hat-Trick Win to Inclusive Development — May 5, 2026
- Opposition Bloc Devastated by Ally's Collapse to 90 Seats That Conveniently Solves Leadership Dispute — May 5, 2026
- Ruling Party Baffled as Actor With Zero Governance Experience Wins 108 Seats on Debut — May 5, 2026
- State Begins Mandatory Post-Election Arson Ritual Following Party's 206-Seat Democratic Victory — May 5, 2026
- Media Declares 'High-Stakes Battle' For Chief Minister Who Won Last Election By 70,384 Votes — May 4, 2026
- Party Praises 'Unwavering Unity' of 102-Seat Coalition After Discarding 2021 Ally For Better Deal — May 4, 2026
- Election Commission Impressed By 58% Turnout Achieved While Opposition's Button Was Taped Shut — May 3, 2026
- Officials Begin 2026 Recount of 279 Ballots to Decide Who Won 2023 Election — May 2, 2026
- Officials Confirm 'Free and Fair' Election Proceeding Smoothly Into Routine 15-Booth Repolling Phase — May 2, 2026
- Commission Clarifies Opening Ballot Boxes In Corridors Is Merely Routine 'Segregation' Announced Via Email — May 1, 2026
- Election Commission's AI Surveillance Flawlessly Records State's Traditional Crude Bomb Attacks in High Definition — April 29, 2026
- Party Leader Puts On Sneakers, Assumes 8 Million First-Time Voters Are Entirely Superficial — April 29, 2026
- Prime Minister Pledges to Rescue "Crying" Citizens From Party They Just Gave 29 Seats — April 29, 2026
- Government Links 33% Women’s Quota to Map Redrawing That Conveniently Benefits Its Northern Base — April 28, 2026
- Election Commission Chief Promises 'Violence-Free' West Bengal Polls For The Fifth Consecutive Election — April 21, 2026
- 'No Voter Left Behind' Commission Deletes 27 Lakh Over 'Impossible' Family Age Gaps — April 21, 2026
- Centre Confirms States That Successfully Implemented Family Planning Will Now Be Punished With Political Irrelevance — April 16, 2026
- Historic Women's Empowerment Bill Adds 307 Parliament Seats So Absolutely Zero Men Have to Give Up Theirs — April 16, 2026
- Party Confirms Basic Human Rights Like Jobs And Safety Require 'Double Engine' Subscription — April 16, 2026
- Opposition Leader Who Did Nothing About Mullaperiyar for Five Years Asks Farmers Why They Would Re-Elect Party That Did Nothing About Mullaperiyar for Five Years — April 15, 2026
- States That Controlled Their Population to Be Rewarded With 39 Fewer Lok Sabha Seats Than States That Did Not, Centre Confirms Process Is Fair — April 15, 2026
- Government Implements Historic Women's Reservation by Adding Seats for Women Without Removing Any Seats from Men, Sources Confirm — April 14, 2026
- TVK Candidate Pays Rs 50,000 Per Day for Holographic Leader Who Costs Less to Operate Than the Mannequin Did in Dignity — April 14, 2026
- West Celebrates Hungary's Democracy Restoration, Led by Man Who Spent Two Decades Inside the System He Just Replaced — April 14, 2026
- Election Commission Successfully Streamlines Democracy by Deleting 91 Lakh Voters Too Distracting for Final Tally — April 10, 2026
- Karnataka Voters Head to Polls to Formally Notarize Transfer of Assembly Seats to Deceased MLAs’ Children — April 9, 2026
- Rs 1,250-per-Month Democracy Enters Final Bidding Phase as 2.5 Crore Voters Invited to Choose Their Preferred Cash-Transfer Brand — April 9, 2026
- Assam Government Solves 100% of District’s Problems by Deleting 50% of Its Legislative Seats — April 8, 2026
- Anti-Defacement Squad Successfully Reclaims 4 Square Inches of Public Wall Following Removal of 35,000 Posters — April 7, 2026
- 7% Employment Rate Successfully Maintained for 30% of Population Despite 50 Years of Aggressive Election Campaigning — April 6, 2026
- Chief Minister Holding 100% of State Cabinet Portfolios Explains She Has 0% Power Over 3-Hour Siege of Judges — April 6, 2026
- Government Proudly Extends Free Electricity to Farmers Who Still Don’t Own Any Machines — April 5, 2026
- Small Party Leader Explains That Legally Ceasing to Exist Is a Small Price for Winning One Seat — April 5, 2026
- Family That Has Only Won Baramati 8 Times In A Row Nervous About 9th Attempt — April 4, 2026
- Election Commission Successfully Disposes of 52 Lakh Voters Who Were Using Up Valuable Space on List — April 3, 2026
- State With Rs 8 Lakh Crore Debt Promises to Buy Everyone a New Toaster — April 1, 2026
- Actor-Turned-Politician Charged with Violating Rules He Just Learned Exist Three Weeks Ago — March 31, 2026
- BJP Candidate Praised for Successfully Appearing Serious While Campaigning in State Party Has Never Won — March 31, 2026
- BJP Leaders Who Publicly Feuded for 18 Months Stand Together Long Enough for Photographer to Take Picture — March 31, 2026
- CM Announces Centre Anti-People, Plans to Address Issue After Bypolls, Elections, Monsoon, Next Bypolls — March 31, 2026
- Election Commission Announces Plan to Make Elections Clean After Making Them Clean — March 30, 2026
- Government Successfully Delivers Promises It Never Made While Carefully Preserving Ones It Did — March 30, 2026
- Political Party Announces Candidate Will Contest From Constituency, Await Further Updates on Other Candidates Contesting From Other Constituencies — March 30, 2026