BENGALURU — The Bengaluru Police have announced the formation of a high-level technical unit dedicated to tracking down the individual who uploaded a video of a delivery agent standing motionless for two hours, citing the spread of "unauthorized reality" as a threat to public order.

The video, which shows a Blinkit delivery agent in a state of total catatonia while still wearing his thermal delivery bag, has been labeled a "misleading nuisance" by officials who believe the real crime isn't the man's neurological collapse, but the fact that it was captured in 4K resolution.

"We are currently tracing the IP address of the person who shared this footage," said a spokesperson for the Bengaluru Police, who recently oversaw the arrest of a 36-year-old woman in 2025 for a similar social media infraction. "Our priority is to ensure that if a citizen is going to suffer a visible, terrifying medical crisis in a public square, it should be done without the interference of a viral hashtag."

When asked if the police were also investigating the delivery agent’s condition or the potential entry of the 'Zombie Drug' Xylazine into the city, the spokesperson clarified that the department’s jurisdiction ends where physiological trauma begins. "The man’s state of mind is a matter for doctors or perhaps his platform’s automated HR bot. However, the legal status of the 'Like' button is firmly within our remit under Section 353 of the Bharatiya Nyaya Sanhita."

The incident mirrors a 2026 case in Chandigarh where a young man stood frozen for 2.5 hours in Sector 33B. In that instance, as in this one, the primary concern of onlookers shifted from "Is he dying?" to "Is this a threat to the real estate prices of this sector?"

Legal experts note that the Bengaluru police have a consistent track record of prioritizing the digital image of the city over its biological inhabitants. The 2025 arrest of a woman for posting a 'misleading' video of rowdyism demonstrated the department's firm stance that if a crime or a crisis isn't formatted as an official press release, it technically didn't happen.

"The public must understand that filming a delivery worker in a trance-like state creates panic," the spokesperson added. "The correct procedure is to walk past the individual, check if your 10-minute grocery order is late, and file a complaint through the app. Spreading footage of the man's vacant stare is what we call 'cyber-mischief.'"

At press time, the police were also looking into whether the delivery agent could be charged for 'obstructing traffic' with his own motionless body.