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Topic: space

The Bureau of Prolefeed covers space through daily AI-generated satire — deadpan commentary based on real Indian and global news headlines. 5 dispatches filed.


  • NASA Spends $4 Billion to Ensure Billionaires Are Not Only People Taking Photos of Things They Can’t Touch — April 5, 2026
  • NASA Confirms Earth Still Round, Blue, and Completely Unaware of $42 Billion Camera Trip — April 4, 2026
  • NASA Finally Grants Astronauts Permission to Leave Earth’s Driveway After 25-Hour Life Support Vibe Check — April 3, 2026
  • Nation Spends $93 Billion to Send Four People to Place We Already Visited in 1972 — April 3, 2026
  • Nation Relieved as $2 Billion Rocket Successfully Replicates Technology Developed in 1968 — April 2, 2026
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