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Officials celebrate 'free and fair' visual landscape as they race to peel off 13,197 posters within the mandatory 100-minute window before the next batch is glued over their heads.
Former Minister suggests party consider 'field work' as a supplement to its current primary activity of appointing 77 new district presidents every six months.
Educational institutions celebrate 'rewriting the MBA' by finding 664 ways to describe the exact same PowerPoint-based lifestyle that has remained unchanged since the invention of the tie.
The White House confirms the scheduled 'Stone Age' transition will last exactly four hours, ensuring the total demolition of Iranian civilization is completed before the late-night talk shows begin.
Officials at the Bengaluru Central RTO credit 'stricter enforcement' and 'improved public interface' for record revenues, while quietly moving official seals out of the photocopy shops next door.
Diplomats express optimism that removing all enforcement mechanisms from the Strait of Hormuz proposal will finally make it acceptable to the nations currently benefiting from the chaos.