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Officials clarify that the historic US-Iran truce remains 100% intact as long as everyone ignores the 1,500 dead in Lebanon and the hundreds of rockets currently in mid-air.
Election officials confirm that while ballots feature multiple names, the process is primarily a legal formality to ensure the hereditary titles of Bagalkot and Davangere remain within the appropriate family vaults.
Following a 'very frank' meeting in Brussels, the President noted that NATO’s failure to read his mind and deploy minesweepers to the Strait of Hormuz constitutes a 'foolish' betrayal of friendship.
As Assam heads to the polls for 126 seats, officials confirm that the 'palpable change' reported by party leaders is actually the standardized national rate of inflation applied to election manifestos.
Vice President JD Vance dismisses 254 deaths in Lebanon as a 'legitimate misunderstanding' of the word 'truce,' confirming that restraint is being shown in a very specific, non-literal way.