April 13, 2026

8 rectifications recorded.


Administration That Holds Pentagon Prayer Services in Name of Jesus Christ Concerned Pope Is Mixing Religion and Politics

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who led wartime prayers 'in the name of Jesus Christ' at official press conferences, has not commented on whether the Almighty has been briefed on the distinction.

AIADMK Leader Flanked by Three Different Ideologies Explains That Ideology Is Permanent

General Secretary Edappadi K. Palaniswami clarifies that his party’s core values are unshakeable, provided they do not interfere with the April 23 election results.

Committee Formed to Publicly Display Exactly How Little LPG Is Left in Karnataka

Officials from three departments and two driver associations will now collaborate daily to ensure citizens are fully informed of their inability to buy fuel.

Ministry That Failed to Teach 50% of Class 5 to Read Launches AI Syllabus Requiring Students to Read

The 2026-27 CBSE curriculum introduces 'Computational Thinking' to eight-year-olds who, according to the government's own data, are currently locked in a 15-year standoff with the letter 'B'.

Nation Spends 53% of Higher Education Budget to Ensure 3% of Students Can Afford Regular Coffee in Toronto

As the rupee slips past 90 per dollar, middle-class families celebrate the 2,000% increase in outward remittances by skipping dinner to fund their children's 'international exposure' to cold weather and retail shifts.

Nation That Spent 16 Years Building Unbreakable Authoritarian Machine Surprised to Find Someone Else Now Holds the Keys

Incoming Prime Minister Péter Magyar thanks Viktor Orbán for meticulously centralizing all national power into a single, convenient 'Delete' button that is now his to press.

Pentagon Confirms Latest Successful Strike on Boat That Most Likely Would Have Had Drugs in it Eventually

U.S. Southern Command reports 157th fatality in campaign against 'low-profile' vessels; Defense Secretary clarifies that while no drugs were recovered from the explosion, the vibes were extremely suspicious.

Trump Confirms 'Numerous Countries' Have Joined Hormuz Coalition; All Countries Confirm They Have Not

Oil prices above $100 a barrel as allies queue to issue statements clarifying that the president's description of their position is, in every measurable respect, the opposite of their actual position.