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Administration Marks 250 Years of Church-State Separation By Rededicating Nation to Single Religion

A White House-backed shadow commission has released a 22-page document explaining how the country's founding constitutional principles are best protected by ignoring them entirely.

Board Assures 23 Lakh Students That 2026 Exam Leak Will Follow Established 2024 Protocols

Following the discovery that a retired paper-setting professor sold the test to Latur coaching centers, officials pledged to duplicate the 2024 cancellation and CBI investigation process as efficiently as possible.

Governor Retains 1972 Treaty Table Exclusively As Prop To Criticize Previous Administration

Following the quiet removal of the Pakistani flag from the historic desk, officials confirmed the furniture's primary function is now allowing ruling party members to retroactively negotiate the release of 93,000 prisoners of war in their heads.

Ministry Confirms Dutch PM Contracted Same 'Lack of Understanding' as 2023 US State Department

Officials confirmed the Netherlands leader's remarks on press freedom are merely the latest outbreak of a cognitive condition that previously caused the US Commission on International Religious Freedom to publish 'biased' data in 2022.

Ministry Mourns 22nd Citizen Who Found Active War Zone Preferable to Domestic Employment

Following a deadly drone strike in Moscow, officials have once again urged citizens to avoid foreign combat zones, noting that the local job market remains entirely devoid of artillery fire.

State Discovers Four Most Qualified Ministers Coincidentally Reside in New Chief Minister’s Home District

After a district produced zero Congress ministers between 2016 and 2021, party officials confirm its residents’ administrative capabilities skyrocketed immediately upon the appointment of a local Chief Minister.