March 31, 2026

18 rectifications recorded.


Actor-Turned-Politician Charged with Violating Rules He Just Learned Exist Three Weeks Ago

Authorities have registered a case against TVK chief and actor Vijay for poll code and traffic violations during a Chennai rally, marking what officials described as 'a promising start to his political career.'

Agency That Summoned Man 52 Times Shocked He Did Not Attend 53rd Summons

The Enforcement Directorate has filed an appeal against the acquittal of former Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal, arguing that his failure to attend summonses constituted intentional disobedience, despite the court having already ruled on the matter.

Allies Politely Request Ukraine Consider Losing War More Affordably

Western officials have approached Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky with suggestions that the country's defense strategy might be adjusted to better accommodate partner nations' energy budgets, sources confirmed.

Army Launches Investigation Into Why Helicopter Went Exactly Where Kid Rock Wanted It To Go

Military officials confirm probe into incident where aircraft behaved precisely as wealthy civilian desired, sources say investigation focuses on determining how this keeps happening.

BJP Candidate Praised for Successfully Appearing Serious While Campaigning in State Party Has Never Won

Political observers note Sobha Surendran has mastered the art of looking formidable while representing party with zero Kerala Assembly seats.

BJP Leaders Who Publicly Feuded for 18 Months Stand Together Long Enough for Photographer to Take Picture

In a carefully choreographed display of party unity, BJP leaders who have spent the past year and a half making pointed statements about each other to regional media stood in the same frame for approximately 90 seconds during a nomination filing ceremony in Nandigram.

CM Announces Centre Anti-People, Plans to Address Issue After Bypolls, Elections, Monsoon, Next Bypolls

Chief Minister Siddaramaiah launched bypoll campaign in Bagalkot, noting that the Centre's failure to notify the tribunal verdict affecting farmers would be taken up immediately after the current election cycle, the next election cycle, and several other pressing matters requiring his attention.

Delhi Government Announces Comprehensive Plan to Supply Water to City That Already Has Water Supply System

Officials unveil detailed strategy involving 1,221 tankers and 13,000 fixed points to address gaps in existing water infrastructure by creating parallel water infrastructure.

Event Organizers Assure Disappointed Customers Next Year's Festival Will Also Fall Short of Expectations

Following complaints about the Barbie Dream Fest, which featured bare convention center walls and a single bottle of hand sanitizer in lieu of promised experiences, organizers announced plans to disappoint attendees again in 2025.

Kashmir Carpet Industry Grateful for Opportunity to Not Attend Exhibitions They Could Not Afford Anyway

Artisans who spent months weaving carpets express relief that global conflict has saved them the trouble of watching unsold inventory gather dust in foreign exhibition halls.

Nation Confirms 30-Year-Old Arrest Video Now More Culturally Significant Than Entire Body of National Literature

Australian officials have formally archived a 1991 video of a man yelling while being arrested, concluding that his performance during the incident represents the country's most enduring contribution to the arts.

Regional Powers Assure Citizens Tanker Attack Unlikely to Disrupt Cycle of Assurances About Regional Stability

Officials from multiple nations confirmed that the attack on a Kuwaiti oil tanker at Dubai port would not interfere with their ongoing efforts to reassure markets that such incidents are isolated and unrelated to broader patterns of regional tension.

Social Media Companies Promise to Enforce Age Ban Just As Soon As Someone Explains How

Australia's eSafety Commissioner has expressed concerns that major social media platforms may not be adequately preventing children under 16 from accessing their services, prompting companies to assure regulators they are taking the matter seriously while simultaneously asking what, specifically, they are supposed to do about it.

Spain Announces Bold Stance Against War After Checking Which Military Bases US Doesn't Actually Need

Spanish government declares neutrality in Iran conflict by closing airspace and denying access to bases US was not planning to use anyway.

Spain Carefully Explains It Only Meant 'Joint' Military Base in Figurative Sense

Spanish officials clarified that the term 'joint military base' refers to a philosophical partnership rather than actual shared use, particularly during operations.

State Government Successfully Transfers ₹1,000 to Workers After 11-Month Process to Determine Transfer Mechanism

Rajasthan's 1.22 lakh Anganwadi workers received ₹1,000 each via Direct Benefit Transfer following extensive deliberations on optimal payment methodology, with officials confirming amount will cover approximately three days of smartphone data charges.

Trump Willing to End War Once All Participants Agree to Keep Fighting at Current Levels

U.S. President confirms readiness to broker peace agreement that would maintain existing conditions indefinitely, including ongoing attacks and maritime blockade

US Lawmaker Confident Royal Visit Perfect Opportunity to Address Issue No One in Power Has Addressed

A US congressman has suggested King Charles III use his upcoming ceremonial visit to meet with victims of Jeffrey Epstein, a proposal officials describe as having the same likelihood of success as previous proposals.