April 18, 2026
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Officials expressed deep sorrow that their noble effort to grant women 33% representation was voted down simply because it contained a minor, unrelated clause expanding Parliament to 850 seats and permanently altering the nation's federal balance.
Forest Department officials successfully extract a confused feline from a 90-year-old woman's bedroom, marking the latest instance of wildlife failing to respect municipal zoning laws.
Investors breathed a sigh of relief Wednesday after a two-week pause in airstrikes successfully lowered the cost of crude oil from 'catastrophic' back down to merely 'ruinous.'