April 29, 2026

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DOJ Announces Second Attempt to Jail President's Rival After Firing Uncooperative Attorney General

The new Acting Attorney General, who recently served as the President's personal defense lawyer, assured the public that indicting political opponents over social media posts is standard procedure.

Election Commission's AI Surveillance Flawlessly Records State's Traditional Crude Bomb Attacks in High Definition

Officials confirm that despite widespread EVM glitches and missing voter names, the new 100% webcasting system successfully monitored all democratic disruptions in real time.

India's 'Light Touch' AI Regulation Now Prepares for AI That Even Its Creators Don't Understand

Officials acknowledge that an AI model developing 181 exploits autonomously might require a slightly heavier touch than previously thought, as developers express surprise at their own creation.

Intelligence Agencies Mobilized After $1 Cryptocurrency Purchase Paralyzes 40 Schools and High Courts

Following massive evacuations across multiple states, officials confirm the nation's vulnerability to international terror operations has been replaced by its vulnerability to anyone with a spare dollar.

Party Leader Puts On Sneakers, Assumes 8 Million First-Time Voters Are Entirely Superficial

Campaign strategists confirm the abrupt transition from traditional dhotis to trousers and T-shirts will serve as the party's comprehensive youth policy for the upcoming election.

Prime Minister Pledges to Rescue "Crying" Citizens From Party They Just Gave 29 Seats

Despite the national ruling party securing only 12 Lok Sabha seats compared to the state government's 29, officials remain confident the electorate is violently unhappy with their own voting decisions.