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The new Acting Attorney General, who recently served as the President's personal defense lawyer, assured the public that indicting political opponents over social media posts is standard procedure.
Officials confirm that despite widespread EVM glitches and missing voter names, the new 100% webcasting system successfully monitored all democratic disruptions in real time.
Officials acknowledge that an AI model developing 181 exploits autonomously might require a slightly heavier touch than previously thought, as developers express surprise at their own creation.
Following massive evacuations across multiple states, officials confirm the nation's vulnerability to international terror operations has been replaced by its vulnerability to anyone with a spare dollar.
Campaign strategists confirm the abrupt transition from traditional dhotis to trousers and T-shirts will serve as the party's comprehensive youth policy for the upcoming election.
Despite the national ruling party securing only 12 Lok Sabha seats compared to the state government's 29, officials remain confident the electorate is violently unhappy with their own voting decisions.