May 5, 2026

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Citizens Shielded From Rs 993 Gas Hike Until They Order Food From A Restaurant

Officials confirm the decision to freeze domestic cylinders at Rs 913 while pushing commercial cylinders to Rs 3,071 ensures families only experience the global energy crisis when purchasing a masala dosa.

Leader Who Vowed Minorities 'Cannot Live In Peace' Credits Hat-Trick Win to Inclusive Development

Following a 2023 delimitation exercise that systematically reduced Muslim-majority seats, officials attribute the ruling alliance's 101-seat mandate strictly to their universal appeal and a Rs 1,250 monthly welfare scheme.

Opposition Bloc Devastated by Ally's Collapse to 90 Seats That Conveniently Solves Leadership Dispute

While publicly condemning the exclusion of 90 lakh voters, alliance members privately noted that the state's former Chief Minister will no longer be demanding to take over Delhi.

President's 'Humanitarian Gesture' for 2,000 Stranded Ships Consists Mostly of Airstrikes on Fast Boats

After a fragile April ceasefire, the administration's new 'Project Freedom' has successfully delivered relief to trapped sailors in the form of renewed missile alerts and burning oil facilities.

Ruling Party Baffled as Actor With Zero Governance Experience Wins 108 Seats on Debut

After decades of building established political machinery, incumbent leaders reduced from 133 seats to 59 are reportedly reevaluating if they should have just starred in a few blockbuster films instead.

State Begins Mandatory Post-Election Arson Ritual Following Party's 206-Seat Democratic Victory

With the 2026 assembly results delivering a decisive mandate, party workers in Siliguri have immediately commenced the customary torching of opposition offices to ensure a smooth transition of power.