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Following diplomatic friction over Middle East airstrikes, the administration suggested the moral authority figure should stick to prayer vigils rather than questioning unverified propaganda about 42,000 deaths.
Officials assure the public that the average 61-minute departure delay perfectly aligns with the facility's standard performance metrics, while airlines successfully execute contingency plans to blame passengers.
Officials declare India's migration approach 'grounded in dignity' at UN forum, sidestepping persistent 'menace' of illegal recruitment acknowledged by the same minister last year.
Police assure residents that the deafening boom heard a day before the Chief Minister's victory tour is perfectly in line with the border state's long history of highly flammable two-wheelers.
Following Operation Sindoor's destruction of nine camps to avenge 26 deaths in Pahalgam, the defense establishment assures the public that cross-border terrorism is definitively over, just as it was in 2016 and 2019.
Following claims of 1,00,250 fake votes in Karnataka and 25 lakh in Haryana, officials prepare standard response template accusing critics of defaming Indian democracy.