April 5, 2026

15 rectifications recorded.


City Officials Shocked That Shopkeepers Prefer Having Shops Over Not Having Shops

Greater Hyderabad Municipal Corporation expresses confusion as decades-old business owners fail to appreciate the aesthetic value of a cleared footpath over their own daily survival.

Dictionary Manufacturers Struggle to Keep Up as Bengal CM Exhausts 47th Synonym for ‘Dangerous’

Linguists warn that political discourse in West Bengal may soon revert to interpretive dance after Chief Minister labels Union Home Minister a 'destructive force' for the ninth time this quarter.

Germany Reassures Men Under 45 They Are Totally Free to Leave the Country After Asking Permission First

Ministry of Defense clarifies that a new law requiring millions of men to seek military approval for travel is 'purely a matter of good manners' and definitely not a precursor to being hunted down near the Belgian border.

Government Assures Supreme Court It Only Arrests Comedians Who Aren't Actually Funny

Solicitor General confirms that the new Fact Checking Unit will only flag 'misleading' satire, while allowing state-approved humor to flourish in a phased manner.

Government Proudly Extends Free Electricity to Farmers Who Still Don’t Own Any Machines

Officials confirm that the 1,000 units of free power are fully available to any resident capable of manually simulating the functions of an industrial millet processor or a power loom.

Government Successfully Files and Indexes Deep-Sea Creatures Before They Are Accidentally Disrupted by Blue Economy

The Ministry of Environment designates the 'Bhavasagara' Referral Centre as a National Repository, ensuring every specimen is properly barcoded prior to its natural habitat being auctioned for mineral rights.

ICE Successfully Thwarts Global Terrorism by Detaining Two Women Related to Man Assassinated Five Years Ago

Department of Homeland Security confirms the niece and grand-niece of Qasem Soleimani are in custody, marking the first time in history that being a second cousin has been classified as a 'kinetic threat.'

Junior Partner Insists on Keeping Own Symbol So Voters Can Accurately Identify Who Has No Power

CPI(M) leadership rejects DMK’s 'common symbol' proposal, arguing that it is vital for the public to distinguish between the party that makes the decisions and the party that issues the press releases expressing mild concern about them.

NASA Spends $4 Billion to Ensure Billionaires Are Not Only People Taking Photos of Things They Can’t Touch

Artemis II crew completes intensive geology training to accurately describe the lunar surface they are strictly forbidden from landing on during their 10-day flyby.

Nehru Place Man Discovers Technology That Doesn't Require 45-Minute Firmware Update Before Printing

Local technician Rajesh Palta shocks tech hub by demonstrating a device that produces text immediately upon contact, bypassing the traditional three-day troubleshooting period for wireless driver compatibility.

President Assures Nation Iran Is 100% Defeated While Threatening to Bomb It for Another Three Weeks

White House confirms 'core strategic objectives' have been met as U.S. issues 48-hour ultimatum to destroy remaining 0% of Iranian infrastructure.

Rs 100 Crore Temple Master Plan Announced During Meeting to Ensure Temples Remain Non-Political

Chief Minister warns officials that spiritual precincts must never be used for political messaging while standing in front of a 10-foot architectural rendering of his administration's massive spending package.

Rs 30 Lakh Degree Holders Told to Practice 'Inner Stillness' Before Starting 100-Hour Work Weeks

At the 61st Convocation, 629 graduates were urged to embrace 'integrative intelligence' and 'resilience' by speakers who forgot to mention the upcoming three years of sleeping under their desks at global consulting firms.

Small Party Leader Explains That Legally Ceasing to Exist Is a Small Price for Winning One Seat

Alliance partners in Tamil Nadu clarify that their party’s unique identity, history, and ideology are carefully preserved in a locker for the duration of the election while they campaign under a larger party’s drawing of a vegetable.

U.S. Offers Iran Choice Between 48-Hour Peace Deal or Slightly Louder 48-Hour Deadline

President Trump clarifies that 'Stone Age' transition is a voluntary infrastructure upgrade program while jet fuel prices hit Rs 2.07 lakh per kiloliter.