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Authorities impose Section 163 to ensure the 2026 West Bengal Assembly polls remain a strictly paperwork-based exercise involving zero human interaction.
Officials confirm that the 2,000-acre mega-project will seamlessly integrate with the existing local ecosystem of perennial flooding and disappearing wetlands by rebranding the disaster as an 'aquatic feature.'
After failing to deliver 28,515 phones to Anganwadi workers since the pre-pandemic era, Punjab officials confirm the 'vintage' hardware will now be used to track the drug menace instead of malnutrition.
Officials confirm that asking ancient thermal plants to 'slow down' during sunny hours would be emotionally and financially taxing, opting instead to pay solar farms Rs 630 crore to simply stop existing until sunset.
Ministry of Petroleum reports surge in PNG applications as Chennai residents discover that 'choosing' a government-preferred utility is much easier when the alternative involves a 25-day wait and a 300% price hike.
External Affairs Ministry expresses 'cautious optimism' as US and Iran reach a consensus that the only way to protect regional stability is to ensure no one has electricity or drinking water by Tuesday.
Military officials clarify that the safest way to prevent Hezbollah from entering a territory is to ensure the IDF is already standing there permanently.
Deputy CM Samrat Choudhary confirms that his previous 7,000 speeches regarding Nitish Kumar’s 'betrayal of Bihar' were actually sophisticated terms of endearment.
NASA confirms the Artemis II mission is successfully doing exactly what Apollo 8 did 58 years ago, but with significantly more expensive touchscreen monitors and a sturdier LinkedIn strategy.
National Testing Agency confirms that all biometric sensors, face scanners, and student anxiety levels are functioning at 100% capacity for the April session.
In a primetime address, the President clarified that while victory was technically achieved three weeks ago, the military will remain indefinitely to complete the final 0% of the mission.
White House claims 'Operation Epic Fury' is so ahead of schedule that the US is currently bombing the third string of replacements before they have even been issued their office keys.
The Reserve Bank of India celebrates a 'major recovery' as the currency stabilizes at a rate that would have caused a national emergency three months ago.
Real estate developers confirm that Sholinganallur’s lack of streetlights and drainage is a 'vintage aesthetic' designed to complement the upcoming Rs 2.5 crore high-rise apartments.
Treasury Department lifts sanctions on Delcy Rodríguez after determining that her previous role in an 'authoritarian regime' has been successfully mitigated by the U.S. Navy seizing the rest of the Cabinet.