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Following complaints that the Bhabanipur RO is 'too close' to one candidate, the ECI confirms it is vetting a shortlist of hermits and deep-sea divers who have never spoken to a human being.
NCP officials expressed 'cautious optimism' for the upcoming bypoll, noting that while the family has held the seat since 1991, anything could happen if voters accidentally look at a different surname.
New study suggests that 'supervised brushing' in schools could save billions in treatment costs, provided the schools can somehow locate a sink, running water, and a parent who can afford to miss work.
The Central Board of Direct Taxes confirms it has reached the 'calculation' phase of a decade-long investigation into offshore wealth, raising Rs 41,257 crore in theoretical money.
Islamabad officials describe the Rs 80 price reduction—which follows a record-shattering Rs 137 hike—as a 'historic gift' to the public, effectively charging citizens for the privilege of being slightly less ruined than they were yesterday.
Captain Ibrahim Traoré explains that democracy 'kills,' noting that his administration’s decision to dissolve all political parties was a necessary safety measure for a public clearly overwhelmed by having choices.
Artemis II crew releases 'spectacular' high-resolution images of the planet they just spent two decades of taxpayer funding to escape for ten days.
Hungarian officials confirm that while polls show the opposition is significantly more popular, the electoral map has been carefully curated to ensure that a vote for anyone else counts as a 'suggested donation' to the ruling party.
CENTCOM officials clarify that the loss of a $100 million strike fighter and a subsequent botched rescue mission are key indicators of the 'total air superiority' achieved last Tuesday.
Military officials confirm the mission to recover a single F-15E crew member has successfully resulted in the loss of an A-10 Warthog and damage to two Blackhawk helicopters, maintaining a 'highly efficient' 3-to-1 rescue-to-loss ratio.
Justice Vikram Nath urges Delhi High Court to 'go live' again, noting that public scrutiny is the foundation of justice, provided the public doesn't mind the 24-month buffering period between announcements.
Chandigarh officials praise the 'unprecedented speed' of the financial transaction, noting that the funds reached a private real estate portfolio three years faster than any actual solar panel installation.
As part of its centenary celebrations, Andhra University officials have successfully converted 1,150 international students into unpaid catering staff and amateur folk dancers to demonstrate 'global unity' for a three-day photo opportunity.
Officials clarify that the physical properties of asphalt only reject specific types of kneeling, while remaining perfectly structurally sound for record-breaking religious gatherings.